I was served a subpoena last night

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Be real. There are no worries from any OIG investigation. There is NO wrong doing here. Plus, that crew couldn't find anything even if there were.

You guys make Bernie Madoff look like Sister Teresa, who are you kidding? No wrong doing, good one... I am going to enjoy watching you clowns go down. Sweet dreams if you can still sleep at night.
 






You guys make Bernie Madoff look like Sister Teresa, who are you kidding? No wrong doing, good one... I am going to enjoy watching you clowns go down. Sweet dreams if you can still sleep at night.

Just because some deep pockets hedge fund prick got OIG interested in investigating our company doesn't mean there was any wrongdoing on our part. This thing will go on for years anyway so don't hold your breath. My last company where this happened it took like 4 years.