I want to cancel my job with boehringer ingelheim.









walk into a doctor's office with your DM and pee into one of the plants in the lobby - then go back out to your car and roll a big fatty and spark it up. Finally, pull into a CVS or other pharmacy parking lot and park right by the door. Open up your trunk with your samples visible and hold up a sign that says "get your prescriptions filled here for less!" That should do it...
 








How quickly can I do it?

Give two weeks notice and then tell them that it was too bad individuals like Tom Sutliffe, Jim King, Digby Barrios, Ray Cofer, Sam Quy, Jack Stultz, Sid Hebert, Margaret Smith. Jeff Maruna, Gerry Gibula, Don Montanaro and others who cared about the company and the employees weren't around anymore.