I want to be a medical device rep when I grow up ;)

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We have this pest of a medical device rep (who previously was in pharma) trolling our boards simply to tell us in pharma how much we suck (in the Adieux thread). Check out what he had to say below. He's got (wait for it...waaaait fooooor iiiiiiit..........ONE WHOLE YEAR) of device experience under his belt and it seems it's gone to his head in a bad way. I think this is a classic case of a guy left in the trash as a baby followed by being beat up every day in school. I recommend a double dose of Seroquel.. or maybe a Soma and a beer (lol) but maybe someone else can help this clown. Recommendations?

WARNING: Be sure not to insult his intelligence!

This guy made my day..


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"first off sporto....i am not in pharma. secondly, you state above that salaries are lower in device, magically the poster states his base is more than what he was making before? Hmmm...

device reps have come from pharma...but not Meda. i left pharma a year ago and it took me two years of networking and interviewing to finally break the ceiling, and i had a job. believe me, it's a faternity that especially frowns on pharma reps without a job. selling janatorial supplies to a hospital is not a device gig.

this post is a prime example of someone who has sour grapes cause they were fired, not wanted anymore. can't hack it in pharma but device wants you?? please don't insult our intelligence."
 






You are the one making us laugh, douche!
Check out some job postings...
There are many sales rep listrings which actually say in their posting
"Pharmaceutical reps do not apply!"
 






Alright clown show, let me just break it to you, the post you quoted was not from the OP since that person is me and I did not write that. I don't have 1 year of device sales under my belt since I don't actually start my new job until the end of this month. No one said that pharma reps need to "grow up" to become device reps or copier reps or whatever in the hell reps. Pharma is a perfectly fine career...I never said it wasn't.

While a lot of job postings do say "No pharma reps" some say "Will consider pharma reps"...that's one I applied to and it worked, in part because I knew someone but in part because they wanted me, good, bad or indifferent.

You can stop with the self indulgent whining now. I would suggest you take your small weiner, get in your 1998 used Corvette that you drive in your spare time (because after all "the Vette gets em' wet") stop beating your wife to prove what a man you are and move on. You sir will never get out of pharma, not because pharma reps can't, but because you are a massive douche with a huge inferiority complex.

Feel grown up yet?
 






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Alright clown show, let me just break it to you, the post you quoted was not from the OP since that person is me and I did not write that. I don't have 1 year of device sales under my belt since I don't actually start my new job until the end of this month. No one said that pharma reps need to "grow up" to become device reps or copier reps or whatever in the hell reps. Pharma is a perfectly fine career...I never said it wasn't.

While a lot of job postings do say "No pharma reps" some say "Will consider pharma reps"...that's one I applied to and it worked, in part because I knew someone but in part because they wanted me, good, bad or indifferent.

You can stop with the self indulgent whining now. I would suggest you take your small weiner, get in your 1998 used Corvette that you drive in your spare time (because after all "the Vette gets em' wet") stop beating your wife to prove what a man you are and move on. You sir will never get out of pharma, not because pharma reps can't, but because you are a massive douche with a huge inferiority complex.

Feel grown up yet?
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See this thread - Cafe Pharma's 2011 Word of the Year
 






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Alright clown show, let me just break it to you, the post you quoted was not from the OP since that person is me and I did not write that. I don't have 1 year of device sales under my belt since I don't actually start my new job until the end of this month. No one said that pharma reps need to "grow up" to become device reps or copier reps or whatever in the hell reps. Pharma is a perfectly fine career...I never said it wasn't.

While a lot of job postings do say "No pharma reps" some say "Will consider pharma reps"...that's one I applied to and it worked, in part because I knew someone but in part because they wanted me, good, bad or indifferent.

You can stop with the self indulgent whining now. I would suggest you take your small weiner, get in your 1998 used Corvette that you drive in your spare time (because after all "the Vette gets em' wet") stop beating your wife to prove what a man you are and move on. You sir will never get out of pharma, not because pharma reps can't, but because you are a massive douche with a huge inferiority complex.

Feel grown up yet?
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DUDE. RELAXXXXXX. The thread was to make fun of the idiotic comments make in the post I quoted in the thread. I don't know who the hell the OP was and frankly don't give a shit. So since you didn't make those stupid comments, then good for you, move along. This is for the 'douchebag' device rep.
 


















Anonymous said:
Alright clown show, let me just break it to you, the post you quoted was not from the OP since that person is me and I did not write that. I don't have 1 year of device sales under my belt since I don't actually start my new job until the end of this month. No one said that pharma reps need to "grow up" to become device reps or copier reps or whatever in the hell reps. Pharma is a perfectly fine career...I never said it wasn't.

While a lot of job postings do say "No pharma reps" some say "Will consider pharma reps"...that's one I applied to and it worked, in part because I knew someone but in part because they wanted me, good, bad or indifferent.

You can stop with the self indulgent whining now. I would suggest you take your small weiner, get in your 1998 used Corvette that you drive in your spare time (because after all "the Vette gets em' wet") stop beating your wife to prove what a man you are and move on. You sir will never get out of pharma, not because pharma reps can't, but because you are a massive douche with a huge inferiority complex.

Feel grown up yet?
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What are you selling?
 


















People there is life outside of pharma device equipment any thing medical. I have no idea why everyone is so narrow minded, theyre probably just scared to step out of their comfort zone.
 












It is an amazingly small world!
That's all I'm saying! Just wanted the original poster to not divulge too much info, unless he doesn't care people find out who has been posting....Douche!
 
























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