I wanna be psychologist corner of broad/sumney

[Anonymous]

After working for this org for 10+ and sharing in the mutual realization that I am wasting my life and drowning in a sea of garbage....I wanna be a psychologist accross the street from UG. Truth be told, the psychologists surrounding our famed HQ make a fantastic living trying to put band aids on the lives of all the tattered employees from Merck.

People run, do not walk to the nearest exit...this place takes a terrible toll on your intelligence, creativity and self-esteem. If your epitagh reads "worked for merck for 30 years...and then died"... Is there anyone among us who would not admit their life work had been an abject waste....

 

[Anonymous]

Or partner with a physician, or better, a psychiatrist and dispense antidepressants right from your clinic. You'll be raking in tons of $$.

 

[Anonymous]

And I'll name my office the "Be Well Clinic" as a tribute to Merck.

 

[Anonymous]

Somewhere on your business cards or office stationery there should be a tagline that your practice is "for the patients".

Be sure to order those large oil barrel size containers to dispense antidepressants, especially if you offer a Merck discount.

 

[Anonymous]

I don't know what psychotropics are currently sold or manufactured by Merck but barrels of Elavil, Triavil, and Vivactil would be free to all merckies.

 

[Anonymous]

You'd make more money if you open up a decent gastropub on that corner! The Sumney blows.

 

[Anonymous]

Add an extra service in helping Merckies in filling out short-term and long-term disability forms. Conduct workshops on how to do battle with the STD people at Merck and LTD people at Cigna.

 

[Anonymous]

Merck is like high school----with money. If you're in, intelligence does not matter. If you are out, grab an instrument and get in the band. Total clusterf*&K of a company. Wouldn't trust a die-hard Merckie as far as I could throw them.