I shat by a lake

[Anonymous]

after taking some Amitiza. This stuff really opens up the 'ol chloride channels!!

 

[Anonymous]

Today I didn't shat by the lake. I shat IN the lake. I was taking a lovely swim and couldn't get out in time. I almost drown, but Amitiza pulled me out just in time. All 3 of my choride channels were activated so much I was in a heretofore unparalleled state of hallucinatory euphoria.

 

[Anonymous]

I think I'll go to the peep movie today to see my favorite movies then I'll go drive off a cliff in the shelter van, Amitiza has the runs at the lake, should I wipe her?

 

[Anonymous]

I'm at the lake with Amitiza, and everything is so quiet and serene. But I need to take her home shortly, after I plug in another call, so I can make some HHC calls. Got my bonus check from my HHC job deposited yesterday! It was small, but I really don't put in many hours each week. However, I do work much more for them than I do for us!
Am looking forward to playing golf tomorrow!
P.S. Love some of the idiot responses on this board!!

 

[Anonymous]

I drove the van into the shelter, bodies everywhere; I went to the HHC accounts to bathe in the cess pools, yum!;