I predict the Irish beat Tide butt real, real hard

[Anonymous]

Saban better have lots and lots of analgesic creme on hand at halftime and at end of game. Those southern boys are going to have to slop it on their hiney's for sure. heh. They might even have to cast a few of 'em. That's right. Butt cast 'em.

My personal opinion is that QB McCrackin will have even more personal conversations with the ground than QB Collin Klein did against the Oregon Ducks. And Klein spent the majority of the damn game with his face stuck in the dirt. heh.

ND's defense is way too strong for the Tide's offense. Old LB Tao is going to have a friggin' heyday. Like pickin' off fish in a damn barrel with a Mac-10. heh.

By the end of the 3rd Quarter Saban will have that "I just swallowed a turd" look on his face. The poor bastard will be beside himself. It wouldn't surprise me to see the trainers cart him off the field on a stretcher to the lockeroom for severe butt pain.

Early tomorrow morning I'm thinking about buying stock in some analgesic creme companies. I expect the share prices to skyrocket come Tuesday morning when the over the counter shelves are bare throughout the State of Alabama. I expect a 6 oz. tube to run about $300 on the black market. There's going to be a whole lotta butt-hurt going on down there in the land of dixie fer sho.

Brian Kelly is going to have one of those shit eatin' grins on his face from start to finish. I the Catholics will fly their flags at hast-mast in his honor. The pope will make him an honorary cardinal. It will be called 'The day they brought old dixie down' HAH!

 

[Anonymous]

Saban better have lots and lots of analgesic creme on hand at halftime and at end of game. Those southern boys are going to have to slop it on their hiney's for sure. heh. They might even have to cast a few of 'em. That's right. Butt cast 'em.

My personal opinion is that QB McCrackin will have even more personal conversations with the ground than QB Collin Klein did against the Oregon Ducks. And Klein spent the majority of the damn game with his face stuck in the dirt. heh.

ND's defense is way too strong for the Tide's offense. Old LB Tao is going to have a friggin' heyday. Like pickin' off fish in a damn barrel with a Mac-10. heh.

By the end of the 3rd Quarter Saban will have that "I just swallowed a turd" look on his face. The poor bastard will be beside himself. It wouldn't surprise me to see the trainers cart him off the field on a stretcher to the lockeroom for severe butt pain.

Early tomorrow morning I'm thinking about buying stock in some analgesic creme companies. I expect the share prices to skyrocket come Tuesday morning when the over the counter shelves are bare throughout the State of Alabama. I expect a 6 oz. tube to run about $300 on the black market. There's going to be a whole lotta butt-hurt going on down there in the land of dixie fer sho.

Brian Kelly is going to have one of those shit eatin' grins on his face from start to finish. I the Catholics will fly their flags at hast-mast in his honor. The pope will make him an honorary cardinal. It will be called 'The day they brought old dixie down' HAH!

In all of my years reading Cafepharma I have never seen a meltdown like this. Somebody needs a psychiatrist stat.

 

[Anonymous]

In all of my years reading Cafepharma I have never seen a meltdown like this. Somebody needs a psychiatrist stat.

Some funny stuff, eh Billy Jo?

When you watch the Tide go down tomorrow don't choke on your chew, ok???

 

[Anonymous]

In all of my years reading Cafepharma I have never seen a meltdown like this. Somebody needs a psychiatrist stat.

You got THAT right. PP has risen. Or what's even scarier is that there are TWO of him.

 

[Anonymous]

You got THAT right. PP has risen. Or what's even scarier is that there are TWO of him.

The dude is definitely crazy but this board has gotten kind of boring and he brings some entertainment. I'd tell him to go away but I get a little bump out of reading his nonsense. Keep it up wack job!

 

[Drug Dumper]

I think it is one of the rp's having some fun.

 

[Anonymous]

I just called a pharmacy in Tuscaloosa. The analgesic creme is flying off the shelves. The gauze is in short supply too. Looks like a few people down that way actually have IQ's over 100 which totally surprised the crap out of me. Imagine that. Alabamians planning for the worst. Thinking in advance. I had no idea the educational system has advanced that far down there. I told the pharmacist to ship me a few tubes of creme. He told me that he's a loyal citizen of Tuscaloosa and he sells only to local folk on a first come first serve basis. He told me that anyone who speaks without a drawl is rejected. I asked him where he went to school. He said the ABC School of Pharmacy in downtown Tuscaloosa. I asked him what he specialized in. He told me home remedies, like the fine art of using possum fat and muscrat juice to heal illness. He told me he's contacted the local creme and gauze manufacturing company and another truck load is on the way. And when he said it he laughed. A real low-down capitalist, eh??? heh.

So how do you argue with something like that, folks? I just wished him well and all the luck in the world that The Tide loses to ND tonight and his profits soar through the roof. Then he slammed down the receiver. Shit, you couldn't please these people if you handed them a brand new rope to hang themselves with!

 

[BAMABOY]

Notre Dame definitely has a good shot to win. I think the probability is much higher that Alabama will win because of the quality of athletes is definitely better than Notre Dame with the exception of a few. Anything can happen and I think Notre Dame wants it more than BAMA. Maybe they will put Rudy in for a play or two?

 

[Drug Dumper]

HAH!

I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR BUTT CREAM READY FOR YOURSELF.

 

[Pale Horse]

Saban better have lots and lots of analgesic creme on hand at halftime and at end of game. Those southern boys are going to have to slop it on their hiney's for sure. heh. They might even have to cast a few of 'em. That's right. Butt cast 'em.

My personal opinion is that QB McCrackin will have even more personal conversations with the ground than QB Collin Klein did against the Oregon Ducks. And Klein spent the majority of the damn game with his face stuck in the dirt. heh.

ND's defense is way too strong for the Tide's offense. Old LB Tao is going to have a friggin' heyday. Like pickin' off fish in a damn barrel with a Mac-10. heh.

By the end of the 3rd Quarter Saban will have that "I just swallowed a turd" look on his face. The poor bastard will be beside himself. It wouldn't surprise me to see the trainers cart him off the field on a stretcher to the lockeroom for severe butt pain.

Early tomorrow morning I'm thinking about buying stock in some analgesic creme companies. I expect the share prices to skyrocket come Tuesday morning when the over the counter shelves are bare throughout the State of Alabama. I expect a 6 oz. tube to run about $300 on the black market. There's going to be a whole lotta butt-hurt going on down there in the land of dixie fer sho.

Brian Kelly is going to have one of those shit eatin' grins on his face from start to finish. I the Catholics will fly their flags at hast-mast in his honor. The pope will make him an honorary cardinal. It will be called 'The day they brought old dixie down' HAH!

Wrong yet again. Alabama #1! heh HAH! heh HAH!























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