I make 20million a year

[Anonymous]

Because of my superior performance.

Get rid of the bottom 90% and we will ROCK

 

[Anonymous]

Because of my superior performance.

Get rid of the bottom 90% and we will ROCK

With all due respect, very few compare to you. Get rid of the 99% and we would really rock.

 

[Anonymous]

With all due respect, very few compare to you. Get rid of the 99% and we would really rock.

Does "we" include Bart? Between the two of you there is almost as much intelligence as Joe Biden, but you guys sound better.

 

[Anonymous]

Does "we" include Bart? Between the two of you there is almost as much intelligence as Joe Biden, but you guys sound better.

Bart has as many successful molecules under his belt as I.

 

[Anonymous]

Bart has as many successful molecules under his belt as I.

I have success like Bart. Bart Simpson. More success than Bart. Bart Peterson.

 

[Anonymous]

I'd say get rid of YOU and we'd all do better. Top heavy management, you guys do nothing but suck.

 

[Anonymous]

I'd say get rid of YOU and we'd all do better. Top heavy management, you guys do nothing but suck.

You hurt my feelings. I will medicate with caviar and Goldshlager.

 

[Anonymous]

The Goldschlager and caviar don't cut the Grey Poupon anymore.

I must upgrade to new more expensive vices.

Any suggestions?

 

[Anonymous]

Cymbalta.

 

[Anonymous]

Cymbalta.

Thank you for the suggestion. However, my doctor advises against Cymbalta due to my daily Goldschlager libation. Liver toxicity, you see. With alcohol, the Cymbalta gets released into the stomach acid and causes some very big problems for my liver.

 

[Anonymous]

You could try taking all that extra leftover pomeglumetad. Since it doesn't do a single damn thing, it shouldn't harm you. Hell, maybe you will find a useful indication for it!

I see success in your future.

 

[Anonymous]

I see success in your future.

Gee whiz, thanks!

Okay, so you have an issue with Cymbalta and alcohol. I have an easy fix for you, I heard it on the Dr. Oz show. Try Raspberry Ketones. It has something just like Cymbalta in it, but no liver toxicity with alcohol. Maybe worth a try. You seem a little down lately.

 

[Anonymous]

The cream rises to the top. Why, I am lighter on my feet.

Suggest my minions be the same (for much less)"

 

[Anonymous]

Do you REALLY think it's that easy?

I bust my balls to take the heat off of my Lilly colleagues.

For them to look good, to perform their best, to feel safe and challenged, that's my #1 goal.

 

[Anonymous]

Looks like our competitors "got it right" with their AD therapy.

Maybe we should buy another Imclone.

 

[Anonymous]

Looks like our competitors "got it right" with their AD therapy.

Maybe we should buy another Imclone.

Why not, we have plenty of cash flow due to "reallocations"

Dumb bastards never knew what hit em.

 

[Anonymous]

Looks like our competitors "got it right" with their AD therapy.

Maybe we should buy another Imclone.

Yeah Pfizer and JNJ did good. What stopped you this time?

Maybe we should get rid of all the scientists, clinical people, etc., who worked on ours.

Like you said, we can always cough up another $6 billion for another Imclone.

 

[Anonymous]

There can be only ONE.

 

[Anonymous]

Looks like our competitors "got it right" with their AD therapy.

Maybe we should buy another Imclone.

What are you talking about?

 

[Anonymous]

We pride ourselves on working our exceptional employees to skin and bones, then throwing them onto the sidewalk. Happens every day. That's why I make the big bucks.