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I just got laid off from my job as Wal-mart greeter...





Make sure in your interview you state that by greeting people you were able to affect wally's sales for the day. Then you used teamwork where you and another greeter collaborated on the bathrooms to make it shine more than it normally would otherwise. Also, don't forget you did a fast and furious start to your wally's sales by wearing clown wigs to get those customers to take notice. Oh, and don't forget to mention how you use food like fatty doughnuts to lure fatty parents inside to make the company more money. You will do well here, can't wait to "greet" you in the field!
 








Make sure in your interview you state that by greeting people you were able to affect wally's sales for the day. Then you used teamwork where you and another greeter collaborated on the bathrooms to make it shine more than it normally would otherwise. Also, don't forget you did a fast and furious start to your wally's sales by wearing clown wigs to get those customers to take notice. Oh, and don't forget to mention how you use food like fatty doughnuts to lure fatty parents inside to make the company more money. You will do well here, can't wait to "greet" you in the field!

According to TL you could accept a position with BI as a Senior Institutional Specialist!