I hope they wrap Collin Klein's ass nice and tight for the Fiesta Bowl

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Because if they leave any hanging out the Oregon Ducks are going to rip it off.

You are going to see a performance by the Ducks tonight that will leave no doubt in your mind that the Mighty Ducks are the #1 team in the nation.

The scoreboard will look like a fucking one-armed bandit display spinning in Vegas.

Keep a close eye on the Oregon freshman QB Marcus Mariota. He's going to make Texas A&M's Johnny Football look like a paraplegic. Marcus wins the Heisman in 2013/14. Mark my words on that one. As soon as the bookies put the odds up on the board for the next Heisman winner next year I triple down on Marcus.

You are in for a special treat tonight, folks. You might think about renting a neck brace. Because your head is going to be working overtime trying to follow the Oregon players running from one end of the field to the other. And you won't be able to collect disability for whiplash suffered while watching a college football game. Your state disability commission will laugh at you. So protect your necks tonight!!! HAH! :D
 






I heard that K-State is going to provide QB Klein with lots of extra ass padding for tonight's game. He'll probably enter the field looking like Mr. Bubble Butt. But it will surely come in handy. If I owned a manufactuing company I would buy the rights to put my company's logo on the bottom of both of Klein's shoes. I figure that as many times as he'll end up on his back it would be a smart investment and show a great return. I would just hope that it wasn't raining before or during the game so the mud would cover up my logo! :D
 






Anonymous said:
Because if they leave any hanging out the Oregon Ducks are going to rip it off.

You are going to see a performance by the Ducks tonight that will leave no doubt in your mind that the Mighty Ducks are the #1 team in the nation.

The scoreboard will look like a fucking one-armed bandit display spinning in Vegas.

Keep a close eye on the Oregon freshman QB Marcus Mariota. He's going to make Texas A&M's Johnny Football look like a paraplegic. Marcus wins the Heisman in 2013/14. Mark my words on that one. As soon as the bookies put the odds up on the board for the next Heisman winner next year I triple down on Marcus.

You are in for a special treat tonight, folks. You might think about renting a neck brace. Because your head is going to be working overtime trying to follow the Oregon players running from one end of the field to the other. And you won't be able to collect disability for whiplash suffered while watching a college football game. Your state disability commission will laugh at you. So protect your necks tonight!!! HAH! :D
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I am going to order extra duck sauce tonight with my egg rolls, I gotta a felling there is gonna be a whole lot of baked duck
 












Pale Horse said:
All these "butt" references make me suspicious.
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22-10 Oregon halftime, dude.

Looks like you're on the losing end again. You shouldn't let your pride get in the way when you make your picks. Picking K-State over Oregon was really fucking stupid. Now watch Oregon put it into high gear in the 2nd half like they always do. They will score at will. K-State won't know what the fuck hit 'em.

This 2nd half will probably be one of the funniest halfs you've ever seen. Get that neck brace out. Don't injure a ligament watching those 60, 70 or 80 yard TD plays. DeAnthony Thomas is going to put on a show for ya all. Grab a couple bottles of Maddog 20/20 and fade away. Bite down hard on one of those southern biscuits when Oregon scores. It might help relieve some tension! HAH! :D
 






Like I said, Collin Klein spent more time on his ass than his feet during 60 minutes of play against Oregon tonight. He'll never make it in the pros. He throws like a woman. The west coast team taught that southern/midwestern team a big lesson. Don't play them without lots of ass padding.

And Oregon is going to be STRONGER NEXT YEAR than they were this year. All their stars are coming back.

Ducks are the National Champs in 2013/14. Mark my words! :D
 


















Anonymous said:
Broncback here. What a game for the ducks. My man Bronco was so excited. We made passionate man-love by the fire all night.
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How'd that crow taste, birdbrain? If you cook it right it tastes like chicken. But the duck urine probably washed it down thoroughly enough that you didn't get much taste unless you burbed a little back up and got some after-taste. heh. Did you get some on your paisley shirt when it came back up? heh. Have your momma soak it in vinegar and baking soda. The stain should come out. But that stain in your shorts will be hard to remove. Even with acid. Just throw that pair out and go down to WalMart and buy some more at the after-Christmas sale. I heard they're practically giving those bun-huggers made in Bejing away for free these days! HAH! :D
 






Anonymous said:
How'd that crow taste, birdbrain? If you cook it right it tastes like chicken. But the duck urine probably washed it down thoroughly enough that you didn't get much taste unless you burbed a little back up and got some after-taste. heh. Did you get some on your paisley shirt when it came back up? heh. Have your momma soak it in vinegar and baking soda. The stain should come out. But that stain in your shorts will be hard to remove. Even with acid. Just throw that pair out and go down to WalMart and buy some more at the after-Christmas sale. I heard they're practically giving those bun-huggers made in Bejing away for free these days! HAH! :D
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Sugar balls that's the same mix you use to get the stains off the back of your shirt after my money shots. Good advice.
 






Anonymous said:
Sugar balls that's the same mix you use to get the stains off the back of your shirt after my money shots. Good advice.
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Your money shots would never leave your shorts! heh.

What the hell are you talking about? :D

Just make sure you get reinforced pockets so it doesn't stain your greenbacks too. WalMart and DollarTree won't accept yellow bills. That's why they call them 'greenbacks'. HAH! :D
 






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