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I Hate This Company









I feel the same. New hires like it since they don't know any better.

Are you referring to the InVentiv reps? They are what they are. They aren't even Merck employees, not that that is something anyone wants to be anymore. I can't believe what's happened to Merck. What a great company we used to be.
 




I was once the most loyal Merck rep in history. Now, I would say that my hatred for Merck is unparalleled (or is it?). Only Merck could transform thousands of its former employees in this way.
 
















Man, do I second that. They are useless uninspired swine.

Useless? Useless to Merck, yes! I do everything I can to milk Merck for every dollar I can. I sell nothing in my Merck bag. I don't care about any of it, just like Merck doesn't care about me.

Uninspired? I made almost $80,000 last year selling straight-commission products and services. Merck inspired me to do that! Uninspired? Hardly!

FU for being a blind, mindless fool.
 




Useless? Useless to Merck, yes! I do everything I can to milk Merck for every dollar I can. I sell nothing in my Merck bag. I don't care about any of it, just like Merck doesn't care about me.

Uninspired? I made almost $80,000 last year selling straight-commission products and services. Merck inspired me to do that! Uninspired? Hardly!

FU for being a blind, mindless fool.
Yes you are a useless piece of felonious fecal debris.
 




Useless? Useless to Merck, yes! I do everything I can to milk Merck for every dollar I can. I sell nothing in my Merck bag. I don't care about any of it, just like Merck doesn't care about me.

Uninspired? I made almost $80,000 last year selling straight-commission products and services. Merck inspired me to do that! Uninspired? Hardly!

FU for being a blind, mindless fool.

And I hope your manager recognizes what you do and fires you immediately.


thief!
 




And I hope your manager recognizes what you do and fires you immediately.


thief!

This immoral, scum-sucking company has screwed over tens of thousands of people and their families…and you have the audacity to call me a thief? There is no hope for your stupid arse. Oh, and I've been sticking it to Mother for almost three years now. My dips!t manager is as dumb as the last one, kind of like you.

FU and FU Merck.
 




This immoral, scum-sucking company has screwed over tens of thousands of people and their families…and you have the audacity to call me a thief? There is no hope for your stupid arse. Oh, and I've been sticking it to Mother for almost three years now. My dips!t manager is as dumb as the last one, kind of like you.

FU and FU Merck.

I hope you get fired and lose your house. Nothing would please me more than you living in a garden apt.

Hope you end up on the street

A real Merck employee
 








I hope you get fired and lose your house. Nothing would please me more than you living in a garden apt.

Hope you end up on the street

A real Merck employee

House is paid for. Tons of cash and investments. Sorry, but I'm not your typical dumbass Merck rep. When I get canned (you will, too), I won't even flinch.

FU, Loser.
 












If you hate the company leave. Period. End of story

Well over $100K in salary. Cheap car and RFM budget, both of which come in very handy when I'm out selling my DME and compounded meds. Great benefits. No….I think I'll stay right here and screw Merck until the cows come home. It's a poetic justice that I've been doling out for quite some time now. You see, some of us are a bit smarter than you.
 












Hate this company? Take a number.

I'd tell you to quit, which was the smartest thing I've ever done, but you're much smarter to stay and start an independent rep business while still on Merck's gravy train. Milk it for all it's worth and don't leave until they throw you out. Every dollar you take from them is a victory.

FU Merck