I feel like Red walking up the beach to his friend Andy at the end of Shawshank





Scott, douche 1 and douche 2 come home soon, they're storming the FC castle. We need help taking calls from nervous RDs and spinning this into an opportunity.

Hurry,

HR
 








Hey Red, why don't you drop to your knees and suck ole Andy's cock!!

Hey HIV, why don't you stick to your own threads. How many threads does the pillow you bite have? It will be refreshing for the departing reps in all divisions to be at companies where there aren't a bunch of queens worrying about the size of the dance floor on awards night.
 








Hey PAH rep, go sell something and continue to deliver your .05% of total sales!!!

HIV, sorry about Nancy and Barney not retaining there positions of power tonight.

Question: how long can you retain a gerbil before your life partner beats it out of you.

Regards,

Someone who has sold something in the last decade
 




HIV, sorry about Nancy and Barney not retaining there positions of power tonight.

Question: how long can you retain a gerbil before your life partner beats it out of you.

Regards,

Someone who has sold something in the last decade

Serious question, are most of our HIV reps tops or bottom nellies? I'm thinking most catch.