Hurray! No More Company Email or Conference Calls!!

BeyondFedUp

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This is the best news I've gotten in 7 years!! After the company canceled my measly $50 stipend for my cell phone I finally have the freedom to do my job without being distracted by conference calls or petty emails!! In fact, I may ignore cell calls altogether from everyone at Quest who isn't my friend (about 90% of you) because I am not using personal minutes to speak to you fools.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Suckers!!!!
 






This is the best news I've gotten in 7 years!! After the company canceled my measly $50 stipend for my cell phone I finally have the freedom to do my job without being distracted by conference calls or petty emails!! In fact, I may ignore cell calls altogether from everyone at Quest who isn't my friend (about 90% of you) because I am not using personal minutes to speak to you fools.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Suckers!!!!

Why did they cancel?
 






Why did they cancel?

I've thought about this and this is what I think:

This is another fringe benefit being taken away for no good reason considering 1/2 of our phone use is for company business. The reason companies give fringe benefits such as cell phone allowances and a company car is to compete in the marketplace for talent. Since Quest has systematically taken away the phone - allowing company cars to nearly fall apart before renewal (and don't even bring up the GPS device to monitor our "safety"), and the crappy healthcare benefits I am inclined to believe the company does not value its human capital. You don't put money into areas you don't find useful. I know others on this board have said "this is it, I'm over it" and I shook my head in the past but now my bullshit meter just topped out and I was on the phone with two recruiters today because I am sick and tired of the company treating us like livestock. I've stayed too long and I can't work for a Mickey Mouse organization anymore.
 






Terrible culture at this company. Taking away $50 (which doesn’t even begin to pay for a monthly cell phone bill) is ridiculous. I get calls day and night from accounts and on the weekend and they take away that?!!! F*C& You Quest.
 










































So you're saying as employees, Quest will pass on profits back to us????

If you didn't spend 80 percent of your check servicing your payday loans then perhaps you could afford to buy a few shares of our highly rated company and justly reap the rewards of our success, But that will never happen, will it son? Meanwhile, yes, we expect you to pay for a phone and you best answer when we call, We also expect you to feed yourself and purchase your own shoes, even if you do wear them to work. Welcome to being an adult. This is Quest Diagnostics and I am proud to say that most of us are top notch professionals and act as such.
 






If you didn't spend 80 percent of your check servicing your payday loans then perhaps you could afford to buy a few shares of our highly rated company and justly reap the rewards of our success, But that will never happen, will it son? Meanwhile, yes, we expect you to pay for a phone and you best answer when we call, We also expect you to feed yourself and purchase your own shoes, even if you do wear them to work. Welcome to being an adult. This is Quest Diagnostics and I am proud to say that most of us are top notch professionals and act as such.

Hey when the company stands up when Everett and Steve speak in Dallas can you do me a favor and jump up and down and clap with your hands up in the air like a high school cheerleader? Maybe do a cartwheel in the aisle too. I want to identify the dumb SOBs with low expectations.
 






This is the best news I've gotten in 7 years!! After the company canceled my measly $50 stipend for my cell phone I finally have the freedom to do my job without being distracted by conference calls or petty emails!! In fact, I may ignore cell calls altogether from everyone at Quest who isn't my friend (about 90% of you) because I am not using personal minutes to speak to you fools.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Suckers!!!!


The new reps coming from Shiel have a 750.00 dollar car allowance. What about that stipend?
 


















The new reps coming from Shiel have a 750.00 dollar car allowance. What about that stipend?

That's really cute, junior. If you have any hope of surviving here in any capacity, you best adjust your way of thinking. When the dust settles, very few of you will be left and your car allowance will be of little concern.
 






That's really cute, junior. If you have any hope of surviving here in any capacity, you best adjust your way of thinking. When the dust settles, very few of you will be left and your car allowance will be of little concern.

Don't listen to this corporate lickspittle. He's too dumb to realize he's a fatuous tool in the world of mediocrity known as Quest Diagnostics. Who else would respond to a simple question about a car allowance?

Don't worry - the company is full of dummies and you'll want to leave in a couple of weeks after you realize how bad the place sucks ass
 






Don't listen to this corporate lickspittle. He's too dumb to realize he's a fatuous tool in the world of mediocrity known as Quest Diagnostics. Who else would respond to a simple question about a car allowance?

Don't worry - the company is full of dummies and you'll want to leave in a couple of weeks after you realize how bad the place sucks ass
 






Don't listen to this corporate lickspittle. He's too dumb to realize he's a fatuous tool in the world of mediocrity known as Quest Diagnostics. Who else would respond to a simple question about a car allowance?

Don't worry - the company is full of dummies and you'll want to leave in a couple of weeks after you realize how bad the place sucks ass

Welcome back from the minor leagues Androgel and I don't just mean from your failed employer, Solstas. I am here on company business that is far above your pay grade, junior. Why do you keep hanging around? Uber not all it's cracked up to be? Wife celebrating Kwanza early this year?
 






Welcome back from the minor leagues Androgel and I don't just mean from your failed employer, Solstas. I am here on company business that is far above your pay grade, junior. Why do you keep hanging around? Uber not all it's cracked up to be? Wife celebrating Kwanza early this year?

Lol. I’ll miss you clowns strutting around in Dallas when I turn in my resignation in January.

Glad you think your lofty pay grade demands respect since it doesn’t command a big comp. package. That’s why it’s so hard to take you fools seriously. You may be 1-2 grades above me and at the end of the day you are still a pauper amongst others in Medical Sales.

Oh well. All that posture. Just smoke and mirrors for low-class tools that will never have it better in their lives.