Human Resources is....

[anonymous]

a pile of steaming hot garbage that continues to fester and permeates throughout the third floor, into the second, and seep into the first

 

[anonymous]

a pile of steaming hot garbage that continues to fester and permeates throughout the third floor, into the second, and seep into the first

I see that not much has changed in the last several years except for the smell

 

[anonymous]

We, the employees, are just like India’s streets: we get crapped on. India loves our HR - they do their bidding quite well.

 

[anonymous]

We, the employees, are just like India’s streets: we get crapped on. India loves our HR - they do their bidding quite well.

You have to have HUMAN resources in order to have an HR department.

We don’t get treated like humans, but more like a commodity. So maybe we should have a Commodity Relations (CR). department.

 

[anonymous]

Corporate offices simply do as to what they are told. Our HR is no different.

 

[anonymous]

Corporate offices simply do as to what they are told. Our HR is no different.

Name one thing that our commodity relations has done for its employees here?

 

[anonymous]

Name one thing that our commodity relations has done for its employees here?

They have implemented the same culture that exists in India.

aka ‘people are worthless, you are lucky we choose to pay you’

 

[anonymous]

Human resources is a place where women with useless liberal arts degrees can have jobs.

 

[anonymous]

Human resources is a place where women with useless liberal arts degrees can have jobs.

The above is a quote from Abhay no doubt.
That is of course unless he deems you gawk-worthy, then you’re ok for his purposes.

 

[anonymous]

The above is a quote from Abhay no doubt.
That is of course unless he deems you gawk-worthy, then you’re ok for his purposes.

They do their job well and have an important purpose for all employees. They promote harmony and cohesion. They embrace Sunology.

 

[anonymous]

They do their job well and have an important purpose for all employees. They promote harmony and cohesion. They embrace Sunology.

Haha. Look at all the harmonious posts here and on the Taro board. And let's not forget that the last thing they did was give us an indecipherable yearly review to try to complete.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[anonymous]

Commodity Relations and Cara the Cretin