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Did you hear about the doctor who wants to connect all levels of management, from anus to mouth to anus to mouth to .... from CEO to VP to director and so on, all the way to the contractors at the tail end? They will effectively share a single digestive tract.

In this way, food will be recycled several times before being spent, and shareholders will be rewarded.

Seriously, it's a funny movie. Banned in Britain for being "too disturbing"
 












Re: PonderingJohn

PonderingJohn said:
In his prime slothposture
http://www.xconomy.com/national/201...tackling-the-pharmaceutical-rd-crisis-part-1/
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X: Last thing: One commentator (Adam Feuerstein of TheStreet.com) said I should tell you to resign. But another, John LaMattina, who used to run R&D at Pfizer, followed up and said “Ouch, this guy is trying to move Lilly forward by focusing on R&D. It’s unique among current pharma CEOs.”

JL: I have no plans to resign. You can quote me on that
 






Re: PonderingJohn

Anonymous said:
X: Last thing: One commentator (Adam Feuerstein of TheStreet.com) said I should tell you to resign. But another, John LaMattina, who used to run R&D at Pfizer, followed up and said “Ouch, this guy is trying to move Lilly forward by focusing on R&D. It’s unique among current pharma CEOs.”

JL: I have no plans to resign. You can quote me on that
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What R&D? You mean the discovery of Cialis? Byetta? Etc.... There may be some "D" in there but the "R" is so small, you need a microscope to view it.
 






Re: PonderingJohn

Anonymous said:
X: Last thing: One commentator (Adam Feuerstein of TheStreet.com) said I should tell you to resign. But another, John LaMattina, who used to run R&D at Pfizer, followed up and said “Ouch, this guy is trying to move Lilly forward by focusing on R&D. It’s unique among current pharma CEOs.”

JL: I have no plans to resign. You can quote me on that
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I have no plans to resign, either. You can quote me on that.
 












The CEO and his 50+ executive henchmen are the first to eat... then the lower level directors, followed by the shareholders, and the bones pass through the second-last digestive tract to the employees' digestive tract, with the inevitable result. What's left over gets passed on to the patients. :) :) :) :( :( :( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
 
























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