How about an Update Frank and America

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Hey you ! Its June 1st tomorrow . I swear to god you are like my kids who I have to constantly remind to put their dirty dishes in the sink or pick up the wet towels. We need the info man.

My bad.... I know your busy trying to plan the next executive corporate meeting in beautiful Puerto Rico or was it India to recruit workers that you can pay $5.00 per hour for making virtual details . Sorry!

"Hear at PDI we pride ourselves on our open lines communications with the backbone of this company the sales force". Ha Ha! Now that's a laugher folks.

Ill be expecting a nice severance check for my 15 years of service Right????? ( Just kiddin folks.) I forgot in corporate America only the top 1% get anything when they close the doors the workers just get the tip of Americas pumps where the sun don't shine!.( bada boom)


God Bless America PDI and Capitalism! Have a Great Weekend Everybody and don't forget the sunscreen!

ps. everyone don't forget to do all your unpaid PDIU assignments and the time tracker we don't want to pay anyone benefits our clients like it that way and so do we

oh I forgot GREAT NEWS !! Tekturna bonus will paid by December but the jokes on you because very few of you will be here.


Good Luck and Good Selling to all!
 


















Hang in there Folks . You are the backbone of this company.( at least for now). Take advantage of one of our Golden Wings Programs. That way we can justify Denise still collecting a paycheck. Don't worry there will be 5 new unpaid Compliance Wire PDIU assignments programs sent out by Friday to keep you busy.
Did I mention to Hang in there!...... And let me be the first to wish you and your family an early Happy Father Day to all you dads.

Well..... Got to go... Planning our trip to Mumbai to recruit the new DM's and reps for the new Virtual detailing Sales force. Isn't technology wonderful ! God Bless the USA and capitalism. Keep filling out those weekly activity reports. Your doing a fantastic job!


Good Luck and Good Selling !

Frank and America
 






Did I say Hang in There ! and You guys are the backbone of the PDI-INC? Just Double Checking. Forgot to mention please complete the Motor Vehicle assignments on PDIU.

What's that America ? They don't get company cars! Oh I see, I guess that makes sense in this company .....Anyhow folks its a beautiful day here in Las Vegas at the Managers Tamiflu Sales Contest meeting..... You guys did a bang up job selling Tamiflu. Kudos to all! ... but unfortunately we had to change the payouts to pay for this trip. Please ignore any information on the Incential site . You will all be receiving a Tamiflu sun visor , Beach Towel and Frisbee . Enjoy!!!!! Got to go Wayne Newton is about to start. Talk to you soon and Hang in there!.


Love,
Frank and America
 












Someone is pulling your leg. The Tamiflu meeting was in Vegas but it was to pitch our services to them and I think it was a couple of weeks ago. Somebody is having fun at our expense but it is pretty funny. Is anyone working out there in PDI land? Doing catchup on PDIU but that's about it. Not enough work to make it worth going out in the field.

Anyone hear of anything coming our way or are we all going to the unemployment lines soon? Good luck and good selling.
 






Hi Folks F& A here with some great news for PDI-INC. Our trip from Mumbai was a great success. We have recruited 300 new flex time reps for our state of the art Virtual Detailing Division. Many can speak English.

We also have secured a new contract with a projected first day in the field of July 4th. Training starts one week prior so please adjust any vacations scheduled. This fine product only has 3 black box warnings and tier 4 coverage with most insurance plans.

We expect you guy to hit this one out of the park with ease! Not to worry for most of you though. Only a handful of ERT regular flex reps will get any calls.

This is a new page we are about to turn here and our Virtual Sales Force is ready to hit the ground with both feet running.. (Figuratively speaking of course).

Expect your bonus check for Tamiflu and other products by mid-summer. We apologize for any delay. We need to massage the sales data a little more. Disregard any information posted on the Incential website or Salesforce.com. We will be shutting both down shortly after this post is read. And let us be the first wish you and your family a Happy Father’s day. Good Luck and Good Selling to all! And God bless capitalism and the U.S.A.
 






Hi Guys F& A here. Sorry for no official Happy Fathers day wish . We were both busy at the Jersey shore at our summer homes. Hurricane Sandy played some havoc with our multi million dollar beach houses. I had to hire someone to shop vac my garage and had to throw out 2 beach towels that I just loved.

Fortunately we each put in FEMA claims thru our fine Governor Chris Christie and got an extra 30 grand each . My boat and our beach homes are better then ever. Kudos to Christie for taking good care of Corporate America and the top 2 % !

Well folks , the 4th of July is rapidly approaching so lets start getting excited about this new opportunity and new page we are about to turn at PDI- INC.

Expect 5 new Compliance wire assignments and 3 mandatory conference calls in the next 2 weeks . Deadline for all assignments is 4/4 at 4:30 pm. There will also be a product knowledge exam with an expected 95 % score to pass. Failure to pass after 2 attempts will result in immediate dismissal. We will be sure to include several ambiguous questions and at least 2 questions with no correct answer. We like to keep you on your toes here in Training!

We expect to have most study materials sent out by no later the 4/3 4:30 pm. Please contact your manger if there are any problems. ( DO NOT CONTACT THE TRAINING DEPT.) Please note PDI home office will be closed on 4/3 4:00pm and reopen Monday 4/8 9:00 am so good luck you will need it.

Have a great 4th everybody ! Love F & A
 






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Hi Guys F& A here. Sorry for no official Happy Fathers day wish . We were both busy at the Jersey shore at our summer homes. Hurricane Sandy played some havoc with our multi million dollar beach houses. I had to hire someone to shop vac my garage and had to throw out 2 beach towels that I just loved.

Fortunately we each put in FEMA claims thru our fine Governor Chris Christie and got an extra 30 grand each . My boat and our beach homes are better then ever. Kudos to Christie for taking good care of Corporate America and the top 2 % !

Well folks , the 4th of July is rapidly approaching so lets start getting excited about this new opportunity and new page we are about to turn at PDI- INC.

Expect 5 new Compliance wire assignments and 3 mandatory conference calls in the next 2 weeks . Deadline for all assignments is 4/4 at 4:30 pm. There will also be a product knowledge exam with an expected 95 % score to pass. Failure to pass after 2 attempts will result in immediate dismissal. We will be sure to include several ambiguous questions and at least 2 questions with no correct answer. We like to keep you on your toes here in Training!

We expect to have most study materials sent out by no later the 4/3 4:30 pm. Please contact your manger if there are any problems. ( DO NOT CONTACT THE TRAINING DEPT.) Please note PDI home office will be closed on 4/3 4:00pm and reopen Monday 4/8 9:00 am so good luck you will need it.

Have a great 4th everybody ! Love F & A
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hilarious, but I'm sure you meant 7/4 not 4/4
 


















It is a sad state of affairs that we have to come to Cafe Pharma to find out what is going with PDI - I understand contracts have to be kept under wraps until everything is signed but a little information from the higher ups would be nice.
 
















































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