How ‘bout that Town Hall?

[anonymous]

If only it weren’t for all these macroeconomic factors that only impact MDT, and we just execute GMs strategies better, we’d all be rich!

 

[anonymous]

Buffoonery captured for posterity.

 

[anonymous]

There was a presentation at Greg Smith’s town hall last week in which it was conveyed that Medtronic has been underperforming its peers since 2016, and while there is a more disciplined strategy in place now for acquisitions, divestitures, and investments, it will take quite a while to turn this ship around.

 

[anonymous]

There was a presentation at Greg Smith’s town hall last week in which it was conveyed that Medtronic has been underperforming its peers since 2016, and while there is a more disciplined strategy in place now for acquisitions, divestitures, and investments, it will take quite a while to turn this ship around.

And those presentations never, ever, acknowledge this all immediately followed the Covidien acquisition. Not a coincidence! Thanks Geoff.

 

[anonymous]

And those presentations never, ever, acknowledge this all immediately followed the Covidien acquisition. Not a coincidence! Thanks Geoff.

Imagine missing your number... then blaming "external factors" and then... getting a raise and bonus...

OK, now you know what it feels like to be Geoff Martha.

 

[anonymous]

Imagine missing your number... then blaming "external factors" and then... getting a raise and bonus...

OK, now you know what it feels like to be Geoff Martha.

sounds like the Biden administration. Just speak it into existence and lie. If the outcome isn’t what you wanted, blame it on the previous administration!

 

[anonymous]

sounds like the Biden administration. Just speak it into existence and lie. If the outcome isn’t what you wanted, blame it on the previous administration!

Dumbass

 

[anonymous]

sounds like the Biden administration. Just speak it into existence and lie. If the outcome isn’t what you wanted, blame it on the previous administration!

he can't even make it across the stage without taking a dive.. clown-show

 

[anonymous]

sounds like the Biden administration. Just speak it into existence and lie. If the outcome isn’t what you wanted, blame it on the previous administration!

sounds like the Trump administration. Just speak it into existence and lie. If the outcome isn’t what you wanted, blame it on the previous administration!

 

[anonymous]

https://www.theonion.com/ceo-s-company-wide-email-inspires-employees-to-start-lo-1850508575

The Onion isn’t even satire anymore.

 

[anonymous]

sounds like the Trump administration. Just speak it into existence and lie. If the outcome isn’t what you wanted, blame it on the previous administration!

he can't even hold a glass of water without using both hands.. clown-show

 

[anonymous]

he can't even hold a glass of water without using both hands.. clown-show

Get back to booth duty.

 

[anonymous]

sounds like the Trump administration. Just speak it into existence and lie. If the outcome isn’t what you wanted, blame it on the previous administration!

Trump lives in y'all's heads rent free.. Trump Derangement Syndrome! bahahaha

 

[anonymous]

Trump lives in y'all's heads rent free.. Trump Derangement Syndrome! bahahaha

Traitor Trump is going to prison and no one cares or thinks about him except his stupid cult followers. Lock him up and rid the country of that toxic lying sack of horse shit fool.

 

[anonymous]

Trump lives in y'all's heads rent free.. Trump Derangement Syndrome! bahahaha

So easy to spot mentally ill cult members that worship a treasonous criminal.

 

[anonymous]

Trump lives in y'all's heads rent free.. Trump Derangement Syndrome! bahahaha

thankfully in a little while he'll be living rent free in federal prison! 7 counts, baby. Not many losers could be simultaneously charged and losing in city, state and federal courts!

 

[anonymous]

thankfully in a little while he'll be living rent free in federal prison! 7 counts, baby. Not many losers could be simultaneously charged and losing in city, state and federal courts!

BUT I THOUGHT WHEN YOUR A STAR THEY LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT??!!!

 

[anonymous]

Looking at this thread, I can't believe we aren't having widespread success as a field sales org. All this intelligence and forward thinking in one place.

 

[anonymous]

Looking at this thread, I can't believe we aren't having widespread success as a field sales org. All this intelligence and forward thinking in one place.

Who says we all work for Medtronic?

 

[anonymous]

Who says we all work for Medtronic?

LOL.

But what about her emails?!