Hospira pre employment hair test?

[Anonymous]

So I have a problem. I might have a job offer in corporate at Hospira.

I've never used drugs in my life, but this last weekend I was at my girlfriends house while they were getting ready to go to lalapalooza. She bakes, so there are always cakes, brownies, cookies or something laying out to be eaten. I shoveled down like three brownies and a big glass of milk, only to find out that they were "special."

Needless to say I was terribly sick afterwards, I tried to throw them up but it was too late. I'm fairly confident I will pass any pee test from what I have read, but if they hair test I think I'm going to be terribly embarrassed.

I'm completely mortified at this point. I take my life and professional career very seriously. If you want to call me stupid, I completely understand. I just want to know if I am in trouble or not. This is a great opportunity for me, and I'm scared it will be wasted over an accident.

So, does Hospira hair test in their pre- employment screens?

I greatly appreciate any experience you all can offer.

Thanks

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, good hair is very important at Hospira if you want to move up the ranks! There is a bald lady in procurement but other than that most people have nice hair.

 

[Anonymous]

Think of it this way babe -marijuana may have saved you from the biggest mistake in your career.

PS. Is your girlfriend hot?

So I have a problem. I might have a job offer in corporate at Hospira.

I've never used drugs in my life, but this last weekend I was at my girlfriends house while they were getting ready to go to lalapalooza. She bakes, so there are always cakes, brownies, cookies or something laying out to be eaten. I shoveled down like three brownies and a big glass of milk, only to find out that they were "special."

Needless to say I was terribly sick afterwards, I tried to throw them up but it was too late. I'm fairly confident I will pass any pee test from what I have read, but if they hair test I think I'm going to be terribly embarrassed.

I'm completely mortified at this point. I take my life and professional career very seriously. If you want to call me stupid, I completely understand. I just want to know if I am in trouble or not. This is a great opportunity for me, and I'm scared it will be wasted over an accident.

So, does Hospira hair test in their pre- employment screens?

I greatly appreciate any experience you all can offer.

Thanks

 

[Anonymous]

Yup...if we're talking corporate...Good hair and always remembering to say yes sir, ability to lie well.

Yes, good hair is very important at Hospira if you want to move up the ranks! There is a bald lady in procurement but other than that most people have nice hair.

 

[Anonymous]

When you roll with crooks at HSP sometimes the only thing better than getting laid is getting laid off.

 

[Anonymous]

I've heard that giving them pubic hair always results in a negative drug test result.

So I have a problem. I might have a job offer in corporate at Hospira.

I've never used drugs in my life, but this last weekend I was at my girlfriends house while they were getting ready to go to lalapalooza. She bakes, so there are always cakes, brownies, cookies or something laying out to be eaten. I shoveled down like three brownies and a big glass of milk, only to find out that they were "special."

Needless to say I was terribly sick afterwards, I tried to throw them up but it was too late. I'm fairly confident I will pass any pee test from what I have read, but if they hair test I think I'm going to be terribly embarrassed.

I'm completely mortified at this point. I take my life and professional career very seriously. If you want to call me stupid, I completely understand. I just want to know if I am in trouble or not. This is a great opportunity for me, and I'm scared it will be wasted over an accident.

So, does Hospira hair test in their pre- employment screens?

I greatly appreciate any experience you all can offer.

Thanks

 

[Anonymous]

Yes,

All the corporate directors are big fans of the movie "HAIR".

So will probably test yours.

 

[Anonymous]

just make sure you "manscape" your whole body for the interview and you'll do great. You sound like a real catch that any company would pay big bucks for. Let us know if you get the job so we can all buy more stock and wait for you drive the company to its full potential.

 

[Anonymous]

The cookies had shit in them and you ate the whole batch and came back looking for seconds the only thing your girlfriend lays out to eat is a big long schlong she goes down like the titanic and swallows too !

 

[Anonymous]

Now post another bogus thread loser and answer it yourself again