I'm slinging vests like my name was Kevlar. I'm a new breed firebrand with so much sales talent it's dripping from my butt cheeks. If I perform again this quarter like I did the previous two quarters (pretty sure it's going to happen) then my boss said he will hire a stable full of eligible, plastic fantastic cross fit chicks for me to tear through at my leisure (assuming consent of course, and who wouldn't consent once they see the guns??) I went from Home Depot to Zoll and have realized these whiny cardiology reps don't know how to move product. I'm getting all my boys a job here!!
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