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I sure hope this is one post that home office doesn't read. This is why we get treated like children.

However I will agree the quotas are too high. Neuro is making a killing and they're numbers suck, and we're on a growth trend that is insane and can''t make a bonus worth crap.
 






Anonymous said:
I sure hope this is one post that home office doesn't read. This is why we get treated like children.

However I will agree the quotas are too high. Neuro is making a killing and they're numbers suck, and we're on a growth trend that is insane and can''t make a bonus worth crap.
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Hey Home Office. Im gonna go ahead and not work tomorrow. Oh dont worry it will look like I did, but Im gonna go ahead and not use a vaca day. I plan on legit taking a majority of December off. What am I doing you ask? Im closing up the beach house next weekend so I just want one more long weekend off. You know how it is!
 






The previous poster doesn't speak for the whole sales force. Yes, sales people want to be paid for performance and since that is not a gaurantee people are pissed, but don't let the previous poster make out the sales force a bunch of whinny babies that have vacation homes
 






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The previous poster doesn't speak for the whole sales force. Yes, sales people want to be paid for performance and since that is not a gaurantee people are pissed, but don't let the previous poster make out the sales force a bunch of whinny babies that have vacation homes
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Thank you my friend, your post made me so happy. I can only assume that HQ people are reading this and getting pissed but they would never respond, but the fact I was able to piss off one of the dork reps thats still out there fighting the good fight makes me so happy. I love when I bump into a jerk off like you in the field and your first questions are "but but where is your tie????" "where is your name tag???" HOly shit dude, the war is over this job is a joke and on its way to dodo bird status, enjoy the ride while you can and just no, Youre not making a difference. Sorry to break it to you.
 






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Thank you my friend, your post made me so happy. I can only assume that HQ people are reading this and getting pissed but they would never respond, but the fact I was able to piss off one of the dork reps thats still out there fighting the good fight makes me so happy. I love when I bump into a jerk off like you in the field and your first questions are "but but where is your tie????" "where is your name tag???" HOly shit dude, the war is over this job is a joke and on its way to dodo bird status, enjoy the ride while you can and just no, Youre not making a difference. Sorry to break it to you.
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You're a sad little man. "dodo bird"? C'mon dude.
 






Anonymous said:
You're a sad little man. "dodo bird"? C'mon dude.
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I mentioned taking a long weekend, a beach house, and barely working for a month. Either your lifestyle is so beyond extravagant that this looks petty or we have different definitions of sad.

What we both know is that the real reason that you got all upset is because I pointed out the reality of this job at this company. You keep getting all gussied up in the morning and telling your parents that youre some sort of medical consultant that brings value to your customers sorry I had to step away and laugh for a while, Ill keep doing the bare minimum, cutting corners, and networking so I have somewhere to land when they turn out the lights on this profession for good. Oh and Ill be making the same money you do all at the same time. (ouch)

At the end of the day you know Im right and all you can do is hope and pray I am small and sad or that I get caught. Do me a favor and think of me laughing at you tomorrow morning when youre getting suited up, gelling your hair, pinning on your cause of the week pin or rubber charity bracelet to impress the docs, actually Ill be sleeping when youre doing that but when I eventually get out of bed and hit the gym, Ill squeeze in a laugh at your expense.

C'mon dude, just think all you had to do was not chime in before and you wouldnt be getting this harsh reality check
 






If you ask me, the poster with the long posts seems to be the one in a "gussie"

And if I can chime in on this stupid post, I would say that if you don't like your job then do something else. No one is keeping you here. I'm guessing you can't since your awesome networking is working out so well for you. And another thing, people you network with that are worth a shit will realize you are a loser that scams a company out of a paycheck and are the bottom of the barrel of pharma reps. Smart people see right through the bullshit. Take a whif homeboy - you stink of foulness.
 












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Hey Home Office. Im gonna go ahead and not work tomorrow. Oh dont worry it will look like I did, but Im gonna go ahead and not use a vaca day. I plan on legit taking a majority of December off. What am I doing you ask? Im closing up the beach house next weekend so I just want one more long weekend off. You know how it is!
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You are closing up your beach house! Sounds like TEVA has treated you like Shit over the years. You are the worst kind of rep there is. You have never really worked your whole life and because you feel that your mean old company has set your quota to high that you are not going to work. We wonder why this country is going to hell. God help us.
 






Anonymous said:
Dude sorry but you got blinders on if you dont know this Job is a joke and you shouldn't slack off as much as possible.
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Yeah, that's what I want in life... to slack off everyday so I can wake up one day and say that i really pulled a fast one on a company. Jokes on you my man.

Do something better with your life if this is what you strive to do during your weeks. The world has all sorts of things to offer.
 






Anonymous said:
The previous poster doesn't speak for the whole sales force. Yes, sales people want to be paid for performance and since that is not a gaurantee people are pissed, but don't let the previous poster make out the sales force a bunch of whinny babies that have vacation homes
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These quotas suck dick. Keep dropping your pants and taking it like a prison bitch if you like ass kisser.
 












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Yeah, that's what I want in life... to slack off everyday so I can wake up one day and say that i really pulled a fast one on a company. Jokes on you my man.

Do something better with your life if this is what you strive to do during your weeks. The world has all sorts of things to offer.
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You are a walking after school special. Please hang yourself after reading this.

And for your information I do work hard occasionally, for my other job of course. Not my drop off the lunch, drop off the samples. If you think that is a real job, you need to wake up.
 






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You are closing up your beach house! Sounds like TEVA has treated you like Shit over the years. You are the worst kind of rep there is. You have never really worked your whole life and because you feel that your mean old company has set your quota to high that you are not going to work. We wonder why this country is going to hell. God help us.
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And let me guess, youre one of these 50+ waste of spaces that thinks its all of these young wipper snappers faults that this job is no longer what it used to be. New Flash pops, the job was always a joke there was just four of your per state and no managed health care back in the day, thats why offices dealt with you. Get it through your head old fool, you were never a "consultant" or "an equal" or "a peer".

I respect your hustle if youre one of these old guys that realizes they are committing highway robbery with their obscene base and just going for the ride. Hats off to you my friends! Id love to grab beers with you at 2 some day.
 












Anonymous said:
You all are a bunch of whiners. Get over it and go to work instead of bitch and complain. There are much deeper issues going on here, just be glad to have a pay check.
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ohhhhh deeper issues Maaaaaaan. This guy is in the know. Wow I'm impressed. Actually no I'm not. There is nothing deep going on Guy Who Wants To Feel Improtant. The job is a joke, it will probably be phased out with in five years. We all know, how ever much effort you put in makes no difference on your numbers at the end of the day. So you can kiss ass and run around wasting time or just enjoy the ride and the quality of life this part time job affords, you clueless jerk off.
 






Spot on check my other thread post too joke of a giglazy lazy gig demoralizing lying gig all around it's all a big lie we lie all day long to bosses wife's kids sox and a lot more all cuz gig is a lie
 






This job is about lying, scheming, and hustling. THE VERY DEFINITION OF A HUSTLE. I got sick of it and left, changed careers happily, but I like to come back and see what you guys are talking about.

You can make a lot of money, yes, but there is a lot of soulless shit you gotta do, lies you tell to yourself and others, and in the end, no the patients don't get shit. You're a foot soldier for a drug company, just a pawn. Make the most money while you can and split. But don't act like it's a noble profession or a medical consultant- we were all sales people, selling sub par shit to doctors off of our relationships and shoudl never have had that power in the first place.

Granted, I went to president's club the company before Teva, I know how to play the game. But read the writing on the wall.

A good post, keep it up.
 






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