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It's so big, that I had "ALISKIREN" tattooed on the shaft, in large font, all caps. When it goes down, it says: "ALI" which makes my wife suspicious. I tell her, rub it a little and you'll understand.
 




I have the word "ALISKIREN" tattooed on each side. When it's soft, it says "ALI" which makes my wife jealous for some reason. I tell her to rub it and she will understand in 30 seconds.