Ok. Here's the list:
Johnny Manziel QB Texas A&M, Fr.
Manti Te'o LB Notre Dame, Sr.
Collin Klein QB Kansas State, Sr.
Marqise Lee WR USC, So.
Braxton Miller QB Ohio State, So.
Stepfan Taylor RB Stanford, Sr.
Tajh Boyd QB Clemson, Jr.
Tavon Austin WR West Virginia, Sr.
Kenjon Barner RB Oregon, Sr.
Ka'Deem Carey RB Arizona, So.
Jadeveon Clowney DE South Carolina, So.
Jarvis Jones LB Georgia, Jr.
Jordan Lynch QB Northern Illinois, Jr.
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As Assistant Coach of the CP Pick 'Em squad, I want to keep you folks in shape during the lag time prior to the bowl games. I know team members tend to get lazy when not actively in competition so this is to keep your juices flowing.
Everyone gets ONE PICK for the winner. No place or show. We don't play that shit. ONE PICK AND ONE PICK ONLY. We are going for the fences in one swing here, ok troops?
Ok, as I've made clear before I fear that Mr. 'Teo' gets the trophy on the sympathy vote. Why? Because that's what America has turned into. Look at your schools. Even the village idiot deserves an 'award' to build self esteem. The girl in given the 'award' over a deserving male because women have been exploited. Affirmative Action rewards mediocrity to promote social justice. I mean the shit just goes on and on and on and on. And I am getting damned tired of it. If it begins to infiltrate sports I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. Sports is my escape from all of society's ills. If they come here too it will destroy my only refuge. I'll be a prisoner in this shit hole.
You notice that there is only 2 defensive players on the list. Jarvis Jones and Mr. "Teo". They had to add Jones to make it look good, so that the ONLY defensive player on the list did not win the Heisman and make it look suspicious. When's the last time a defensive player won the damn HEISMAN and, trust me, there have been some college defensive players over the years who make Mr. "Teo" look like he's a high schooler. ALL of them were overlooked by the Heisman committee. Now Mr. "Teo" suddenly becomes the favorite for the 2012 HEISMAN??? Horseshit. It's all political.
Where is Alec Oglebee - the LB from Georgia. Did you watch him in the Tide game. The man's an absolute stud. Big as a locomotive and fast as a jaguar with hands like glue. What about CJ Mosely - the LB from the Tide. There's another magnificent specimen for ya? Any mention by the HEISMAN committee? Fuck no.
And what about the QB from Oregon - Marcus Mariota. The kid didn't put up the numbers like Johnny Football or Braxton Miller or Calvin Klein simply by virtue of the fact that Oregon was normally ahead by a gazillion points by halftime and Marcus was pulled from the game to give the backup a chance. But Marcut Mariota is every bit as good as Johnny Football or Miller or Klein. Trust me on that. In fact, I contend he's even better.
Ok, who do I pick??? Well, naturally my brain says Mr. "Teo" but goddamnit I refuse to compromise my values and make a pick based on the sympathy vote.
If everything is done fairly, I think QB JOHNNY FOOTBALL MANTZIEL should get the HEISMAN award. Naturally, the committee will RATIONALIZE that QB Johnny Football has 3 more years to win the HEISMAN so they will not do the RIGHT THING and award the trophy to the MOST DESERVING PLAYER. It will go to an upperclassmen since he already has one foot outside the door.
Oh, and if Mr. "Teo" wins the Heisman I am going to turn on a dime and throw all my emotional energy behind the Tide in the NC game. If Mr. "Teo" is not chosen, I will cheer for Notre Dame.
So there you have it, folks. That's my pick and my position on this matter.
What say you???
Johnny Manziel QB Texas A&M, Fr.
Manti Te'o LB Notre Dame, Sr.
Collin Klein QB Kansas State, Sr.
Marqise Lee WR USC, So.
Braxton Miller QB Ohio State, So.
Stepfan Taylor RB Stanford, Sr.
Tajh Boyd QB Clemson, Jr.
Tavon Austin WR West Virginia, Sr.
Kenjon Barner RB Oregon, Sr.
Ka'Deem Carey RB Arizona, So.
Jadeveon Clowney DE South Carolina, So.
Jarvis Jones LB Georgia, Jr.
Jordan Lynch QB Northern Illinois, Jr.
********************************************************************
As Assistant Coach of the CP Pick 'Em squad, I want to keep you folks in shape during the lag time prior to the bowl games. I know team members tend to get lazy when not actively in competition so this is to keep your juices flowing.
Everyone gets ONE PICK for the winner. No place or show. We don't play that shit. ONE PICK AND ONE PICK ONLY. We are going for the fences in one swing here, ok troops?
Ok, as I've made clear before I fear that Mr. 'Teo' gets the trophy on the sympathy vote. Why? Because that's what America has turned into. Look at your schools. Even the village idiot deserves an 'award' to build self esteem. The girl in given the 'award' over a deserving male because women have been exploited. Affirmative Action rewards mediocrity to promote social justice. I mean the shit just goes on and on and on and on. And I am getting damned tired of it. If it begins to infiltrate sports I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. Sports is my escape from all of society's ills. If they come here too it will destroy my only refuge. I'll be a prisoner in this shit hole.
You notice that there is only 2 defensive players on the list. Jarvis Jones and Mr. "Teo". They had to add Jones to make it look good, so that the ONLY defensive player on the list did not win the Heisman and make it look suspicious. When's the last time a defensive player won the damn HEISMAN and, trust me, there have been some college defensive players over the years who make Mr. "Teo" look like he's a high schooler. ALL of them were overlooked by the Heisman committee. Now Mr. "Teo" suddenly becomes the favorite for the 2012 HEISMAN??? Horseshit. It's all political.
Where is Alec Oglebee - the LB from Georgia. Did you watch him in the Tide game. The man's an absolute stud. Big as a locomotive and fast as a jaguar with hands like glue. What about CJ Mosely - the LB from the Tide. There's another magnificent specimen for ya? Any mention by the HEISMAN committee? Fuck no.
And what about the QB from Oregon - Marcus Mariota. The kid didn't put up the numbers like Johnny Football or Braxton Miller or Calvin Klein simply by virtue of the fact that Oregon was normally ahead by a gazillion points by halftime and Marcus was pulled from the game to give the backup a chance. But Marcut Mariota is every bit as good as Johnny Football or Miller or Klein. Trust me on that. In fact, I contend he's even better.
Ok, who do I pick??? Well, naturally my brain says Mr. "Teo" but goddamnit I refuse to compromise my values and make a pick based on the sympathy vote.
If everything is done fairly, I think QB JOHNNY FOOTBALL MANTZIEL should get the HEISMAN award. Naturally, the committee will RATIONALIZE that QB Johnny Football has 3 more years to win the HEISMAN so they will not do the RIGHT THING and award the trophy to the MOST DESERVING PLAYER. It will go to an upperclassmen since he already has one foot outside the door.
Oh, and if Mr. "Teo" wins the Heisman I am going to turn on a dime and throw all my emotional energy behind the Tide in the NC game. If Mr. "Teo" is not chosen, I will cheer for Notre Dame.
So there you have it, folks. That's my pick and my position on this matter.
What say you???
