Where are some good places to go? I have a big territory and can't just drive home whenever.
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Having to make #2 during working hours
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Walk into any hotel...Grab a paper like you own the place and make your way to freshly cleaned stall. Some hotels have apples out. Nice!
I generally collect it in a paper bag, take it to my manager's front porch, light it on fire and then i run away.
I have it all down to a science. The newer medical buildings (>1995) usually all have nice clean fancy bathrooms throughout. Never use the office waiting room bathroom, because when you come out you will basically get the reception of Arthur Fonzerelli (Fonzi) at a live taped episode of "Happy Days", when you come out. "Applause" . There are plenty of other, more obscure places in the building to drop your Hooters meal from the weekend. Always bring a thick stack of paper towels into the stall. Otherwise you will have to mummify your hand with the cheap Kimberling Clarke toilet paper in the stall before you wipe your dirty ars. If you are "on the road" in BFE USA away from people you may know, who gives a f*$k? Pull up to any Alco or ACE hardware and dump it on them. You will never see them again. Don't even have to sit on their nasty a** seats. Just do a half squat and unload. It may end up all over the place, but like I said "who gives a f*$k" you will never be there again.
I like to leave a trail turds from the receptionist area to the sample closet. With practice, you can easily shake them out the leg of your suit pants without breaking stride.
I stay home until I'm finished with #1 and #2.
If #2 doesn't come until late in the day - well I just stay home.
In pharma sales it never matters if you miss a day or two; just make up your metrics the next time you spend a full 3 or 4 hours in the field.
Works for me.....
If #2 doesn't come until late in the day - well I just stay home.
In pharma sales it never matters if you miss a day or two; just make up your metrics the next time you spend a full 3 or 4 hours in the field.
Works for me.....
You can see the industry doom on the horizon when you read an idiotic question like this one. If you can't handle your hygiene without guidance, you are a moron.
I rue the day I came to this stupid industry.
I rue the day I came to this stupid industry.
this is a HUGE issue for those of us with large territories....get over yourself!
How big is your territory? Not even a complete zip code, I bet.
How big is your territory? Not even a complete zip code, I bet.
I would just wear diapers if I were you and need to ask the question.
3 States, fool. I can find a hygienic place just fine, thank you very much. Go away, you're not wanted here. You are too stupid to work in this profession if you can't manage your bowel habits.
Apparently there is an iPhone app that makes all sorts of bathroom noises (running water, etc.) to cover up whatever nastiness you're brewing up inside, so who really cares where as long as it doesn't skeeve you out? 
With all of the abandoned construction projects I can usually find a "Johnny on the Spot" to take a dump.
Tom Lyon thinks in his type A disorder mind he is the number one guy in Merck Vaccines but he is truly a number 2 that needs to be flushed down a toilet. Don't forget to spray the febreeze after his stench has left either, it tends to stick.