Upper Manegement
Guest
Upper Manegement
Guest
Happy New Year, Aqua Nation;
As we close the books for 2015 and open a new page into 2016, we wanted to take a moment to thank those of you who openly ACCEPTED the Aqua Delivery System.
It is because of your adoption of this important company initiative that I can proudly report that we had a strong year.
However, we still have a long way to go. In 2016, it is Upper Management’s goal for 100% of you to warmly embrace the WAY of the Aqua Delivery System.
In order to meet this goal, we will implement several supportive resources that ensure COMPLIANCE. Beginning Monday, each of you will receive an email from our illustrious HR Director asking for you to sign an Aqua Delivery System compliance module.
Also, we will be collecting your company computers and personal smart phones at our National Sales Meeting. We have contracted an IT specialty firm that will place GPS and special software into these devices to weed out NEGATIVE influencers who would speak harshly against the Aqua Delivery System.
We have also reached out to CafePharma and forged a partnership whereas they will provide the IP addresses of negative influencers.
Please note that anyone who posts something negative will be forced out of our great organization immediately.
It is Aqua’s desire for us to work in harmony for the betterment of Society. By embracing the Aqua Delivery System you will find everlasting hope in a bright future.
Best wishes for a prosperous 2016.
Sincerely,
Upper Management
As we close the books for 2015 and open a new page into 2016, we wanted to take a moment to thank those of you who openly ACCEPTED the Aqua Delivery System.
It is because of your adoption of this important company initiative that I can proudly report that we had a strong year.
However, we still have a long way to go. In 2016, it is Upper Management’s goal for 100% of you to warmly embrace the WAY of the Aqua Delivery System.
In order to meet this goal, we will implement several supportive resources that ensure COMPLIANCE. Beginning Monday, each of you will receive an email from our illustrious HR Director asking for you to sign an Aqua Delivery System compliance module.
Also, we will be collecting your company computers and personal smart phones at our National Sales Meeting. We have contracted an IT specialty firm that will place GPS and special software into these devices to weed out NEGATIVE influencers who would speak harshly against the Aqua Delivery System.
We have also reached out to CafePharma and forged a partnership whereas they will provide the IP addresses of negative influencers.
Please note that anyone who posts something negative will be forced out of our great organization immediately.
It is Aqua’s desire for us to work in harmony for the betterment of Society. By embracing the Aqua Delivery System you will find everlasting hope in a bright future.
Best wishes for a prosperous 2016.
Sincerely,
Upper Management