Gus Watanabe Memorial Service

[Anonymous]

Could we all please join hands and salute those who gave to Lilly, perhaps beyond all expectations without recognition? Please no teenage dark sarcasm.

He tried. And like nearly all of us, he failed. But he tried.

 

[ROTTENABE]

ROTTENABE

The only fitting memorial would be to exhume him, attach him to Danica Patrrick's Go-Daddy™ Izod™ IndyCar™, and drag him no less than 200 laps. During this journey, he will berate her for her weight making her feel insecure and unloved. She will have gastric bypass surgery, and the Cycle of Dharma begins again.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: ROTTENABE

The only fitting memorial would be to exhume him, attach him to Danica Patrrick's Go-Daddy™ Izod™ IndyCar™, and drag him no less than 200 laps. During this journey, he will berate her for her weight making her feel insecure and unloved. She will have gastric bypass surgery, and the Cycle of Dharma begins again.

"see, Ethel...that's whats we means by poleposition..."