Great conference call!!!

Anonymous

Guest
What a great conference call today with great planning. It started when our new bright leader Mr. Craig sent out an email during the middle of the day, hours before the conference call wanting us to read something to prepare for the call. Ok Einstein we aren't sitting at a desk with a computer or in Mountain View trying to figure out how bad we can screw up the Qsymia launch. Hey schedule programs, wait no programs, ok now we can schedule them this summer, oh wait no we changed our minds again and no programs. Then our bright technology department can't even get through a conference call without screwing it up and having to reschedule it. Well thanks for wasting my afternoon and I can't wait to waist my morning now. Hey Chris I'll start closing on all my calls when you start holding a conference call that isn't screwed up.

Question
How many Mountain View idiots does it take to hold a productive conference call?

Answer
We don't know bc it hasn't happened yet.....lol
 






You want blockbuster sales with 150 reps?

Viagra had how many reps?

Huge territories.

Mail order.

Low pay. High turnover.

Dozens of home office blunders.

That is why sales are flat.