Golden Onion

[Anonymous]

I am the only one that thinks this is the most poorly thought out idea. Who would want to list on their resume that they won the Golden Onion award? This is only for people in the East OU. I can only hope that Chris Kaplan got this horrible name from someone else. It would speak volumes about him if he was the creator of this idea.


They are completely disconnected from sanity and people.

 

[Anonymous]

This cannot possibly be a serious award.

 

[Anonymous]

His freddie mercury village people gay porn mustache smells like rotten onions.
Is that where the idea came from ?

 

[Anonymous]

"When you peel (i.e. cut) layers(i.e. numerous jobs) of onions (i.e. reps), one may tend to cry (i.e. I'm happy to get rid of these worthless reps)"

"Now someone go fetch my IROC, I need to be at a Manager's meeting at Chillis"

- Chris Kalpan, circa 2011

 

[Anonymous]

too close to the golden shower