Get Your Board Seat! Sal. $805,000 to start! Some compliance exp helpful but not req!

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Training classes begin August 3, 2013!

Training includes:

How to turn on the speaker on a speaker phone for those 15 minute conference calls!

How to start your own small business for appearance sake!

How to best enjoy your time on a yacht with all that free time!

Becoming comfortable in your own skin that you have achieved the American Dream the right way!
 






Re: Get Your Board Seat! Sal. $805,000 to start! Some compliance exp helpful but not

someone is being over paid that's not the fields experience buy a new yugo with the new car allowance
 






Re: Get Your Board Seat! Sal. $805,000 to start! Some compliance exp helpful but not

How to start your own small business for appearance sake!

Candidates will learn the art of a small business income statement:

Sample:

Greedshaft Software

Revenues $0
Expenses $38.79 Delaware Corporation Startup
Income before taxes -$38.79
Income after tax benefit -$10

Cost benefit analysis-Priceless
You run a company
 












Re: Get Your Board Seat! Sal. $805,000 to start! Some compliance exp helpful but not

Amendment to title of the post:

Salary for board chairpeople-786k
Salary for ordinary board people folk-801k

These opportunities are once in a life time! The ordinary 47% of board people will make more money! The 53% of the "job creator" types will work harder and make less! It's redistribution at its finest. Shhhhh. Don't tell Romney!
 






Re: Get Your Board Seat! Sal. $805,000 to start! Some compliance exp helpful but not

If you are unfortunate and get a chair position, just slack until you are demoted to ordinary run of the mill board person and you'll get a salary bump to 801k. Welcome to Lifestyles of the rich and romneys.
 












Re: Get Your Board Seat! Sal. $805,000 to start! Some compliance exp helpful but not

Training classes begin August 3, 2013!

Training includes:

How to turn on the speaker on a speaker phone for those 15 minute conference calls!

How to start your own small business for appearance sake!

How to best enjoy your time on a yacht with all that free time!

Becoming comfortable in your own skin that you have achieved the American Dream the right way!

The new guy with the furniture liquidation experience is going to be worth it!
 


















Re: Get Your Board Seat! Sal. $805,000 to start! Some compliance exp helpful but not

The new guy with the furniture liquidation experience is going to be worth it!

I've listened to pumpers,
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the lawyers
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The PR spin sells it and you live the role

I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
 


















Re: Get Your Board Seat! Sal. $805,000 to start! Some compliance exp helpful but not

Here are the un-amended lyrics. They didn't have to be amended very much. Some have called him a prophet. I'd just call him a great musician.

OZZY OSBOURNE

I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role