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Bahahahahaaa.. That was hilarious! I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks for the humor!!!!
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I had to play it twice so damn funny! Reminds me of the "Charles Charles w/ Confarta Pharma," youtube videos!
Gotta love all the key words: middlemanagement, unattainable goals/quota, ...
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im sure he is still in management at Abbott..ha ha..that was too funny. Loved it.