Funny Office Visit as Patient

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anonymous

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So, as a former 16 year Lilly person, I always try and have a good laugh when I go in to see a Doctor as a real patient, usually for a Cialis refill. I used to like to approach a rep and hopefully their manager and ask if I needed to sign for samples. The looks were priceless.

This office I went to is in Hamilton, County, Indiana, which is Lilly's backyard. Since it was close to noon, I asked the BBW behind the counter what the reps were bringing for lunch as I was starving. LOL, She advised me that since January 1st, no more reps or lunches with an obvious tone of disappointment.

That made my day.

I wonder how many industry reps entered the doctors in that clinic as calls?

When you can no longer stand to look at yourselves in the mirror you pharma reps, you will move on and NEVER look back.
 












Good lord. OP is still salty AF that he’s not a pharma rep any more.

It’s tough to beat this gig with the money & benefits that we get.
And once you get your drug established then it’s the easiest job in the world. Drop off samples, be friendly & drop a reminder to offices here & there. It really turns in to a part time job.

Sorry not sorry your life sucks now OP. I’ll think of you when I’m entering my office call & driving away in my free new car on the way to the gym at 2:30 in the afternoon & thinking about where I’ll take my next luxurious vacation
 






I have luck with talking to a nurse in most offices, and some let me back, as they don't want the pts. hearing the drug information....but your right for $140K there are worse jobs..
 






anonymous said:
I have luck with talking to a nurse in most offices, and some let me back, as they don't want the pts. hearing the drug information....but your right for $140K there are worse jobs..
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$140k? Good for you. You people are for all intents and purposes human garbage. You know a top-notch software developer would laugh at $140k as the base, in a red state.

Oh, with that extra money, I can buy a car I want, not some piece of garbage Oldsmobuick, and still have money for vacations.

As the old saying goes, "denial" is more than a river in Egypt.
 






anonymous said:
Good lord. OP is still salty AF that he’s not a pharma rep any more.

It’s tough to beat this gig with the money & benefits that we get.
And once you get your drug established then it’s the easiest job in the world. Drop off samples, be friendly & drop a reminder to offices here & there. It really turns in to a part time job.

Sorry not sorry your life sucks now OP. I’ll think of you when I’m entering my office call & driving away in my free new car on the way to the gym at 2:30 in the afternoon & thinking about where I’ll take my next luxurious vacation
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Sounds like you have achieved self-actualization. In five years is your plan to be a real estate agent, personal trainer, or work in insurance?
 






anonymous said:
Sounds like you have achieved self-actualization. In five years is your plan to be a real estate agent, personal trainer, or work in insurance?
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Nope. My plan is to be right here in my pharma job scooping up this easy ass money working about 30 hours a week.

What’s your plan. Still going to approach strangers & ask to fondle their iPad and think it’s funny? Still gonna get mad AF cayse you’re missing out on easy money with an easy job?

Were you able to get a job at Lowe’s showing all the bumps where the light bulbs are and which isle the batteries are on?
 






anonymous said:
Nope. My plan is to be right here in my pharma job scooping up this easy ass money working about 30 hours a week.

What’s your plan. Still going to approach strangers & ask to fondle their iPad and think it’s funny? Still gonna get mad AF cayse you’re missing out on easy money with an easy job?

Were you able to get a job at Lowe’s showing all the bumps where the light bulbs are and which isle the batteries are on?
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It sounds like you should get a job as a writer for Disney because you can create a fantasy world with ease.
 












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