Fun and exciting news?!

[anonymous]

Wonder what that could be...

 

[anonymous]

They are requiring Ebola shots

 

[anonymous]

There’s nothing fun or exciting here.

 

[anonymous]

The only thing they could say that would be fun and exciting would be an announcement about a voluntary severance for anyone who would like to leave the NBU. But with the way this business unit is being run, it will probably be an announcement that since they can’t figure out their own incentive compensation plan, they are now moving to a plan that pays out based on how many calls you make. Activity based payout seems to be the direction we are moving in anyway. “At Takeda, we reward activity.”

 

[anonymous]

More than likely, it will be an announcement that has more to do with home office employees.

 

[anonymous]

More than likely, it will be an announcement that has more to do with home office employees.

haha. So true. Can’t make this s*#t up anymore.

 

[anonymous]

Why have hybrid? Not allowed to use it

 

[anonymous]

The announcement is is they are moving the home office to Beijing China.

 

[anonymous]

I heard the announcements are that the cresset winners are being sent all expenses paid to the gulag's in germany, with recordings of lynn's voice being played constantly in the background singing its the most wonderful time of the year

 

[anonymous]

Whatver it is; it’s surely a “WAY OVERSELL”

fun and exciting is not in the vocabulary of this SS

They are too busy rewarding mediocracy and allowing Sales Operations years and years to get there integration data correct- but sales is held accountable to a different standard daily

 

[anonymous]

We are adding a Toyota Camry to the fleet

u spoke, we listened !

 

[anonymous]

I heard the announcements are that the cresset winners are being sent all expenses paid to the gulag's in germany, with recordings of lynn's voice being played constantly in the background singing its the most wonderful time of the year

Award for this comment

 

[anonymous]

Dear ELT. exciting news?! your expensive (worthless) MBA education told you that would motivate us? Wrong! how pathetic. Ever since the stupid IC plan during covid paid out vacant or horrible territories down 10% but 1% over market, you have been fooling yourself if you think we will work hard for you ever again. you’re trying to scrape out every last drop of hope you had to keep the NSBU from tanking under your regime then lay us off. Oh then make us get a vaccine first or we’re fired? bad leadership, dysfunctional home office, misguided direction, micromanaging. we see right through your bullshit. YOU are failing at your job so YOU make us clean up the mess. We tried to get more trx with old products that have nothing new to say. never going to pass 1% market share. We are now faking everything so we can keep our severance. just take me out of my misery and get this reorg over with.

 

[anonymous]

So that was fun?

 

[anonymous]

What was exciting was the after the call text threads with our useless managers ... who’s excited ?????

 

[anonymous]

Last push before layoffs! Nice try Ramona and sheep! Ice skate to the severance package then maybe some of these worthless leaders will finally get their walking papers too!!

 

[anonymous]

I heard the announcements are that the cresset winners are being sent all expenses paid to the gulag's in germany, with recordings of lynn's voice being played constantly in the background singing its the most wonderful time of the year

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thank you for that!