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From Corporate Communications:

anonymous

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It’s the season of giving THANKS!

Grab a leaf and share what you are thankful for on the Thankful Tree.
Located in the hallway outside of the Corporate Training Room, the Thankful Tree will display messages from now until November 21.

So, what are YOU thankful for?
 








It’s the season of giving THANKS!

Grab a leaf and share what you are thankful for on the Thankful Tree.
Located in the hallway outside of the Corporate Training Room, the Thankful Tree will display messages from now until November 21.

So, what are YOU thankful for?

I'm thankful you haven't pulled your collective heads out of your collective asses yet there in Minnesota along with in the field continuing to hire inept yes men managers and feckless reps allowing me to continue to take market share and make more money each year. Happy Thanksgiving Rogan now shoo.
 
















i am thankful I was able to leave Patterson and join up with another company before the stock plunged thanks to incompetent dirt balls who didn’t and still don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground ( Rogan, Misiak, Gugino, Guggie, and of course Anderson).
I am thankful that Rogan is still there making dumbass decisions and continuing to make a fool of himself and what was once a wonderful company.
 




Thankful tree??? How about the fuck you and these worthless stock options tree? Or how about the haven’t seen a reasonable increase in years tree?

Shove the tree right up you ass, Rogen.
 












I’m thankful I’m a valuable corporate employee asset. I don’t know how I’d have a diminishing ESOP, eroded stock value, or low morale if it weren’t for my corporate value. Thank you executive leadership. I don’t know where I’d be without your unmatchable strategic directives and keen eye to corporate success.

Go Fuse!!!!
 




as long as that little asshole remnant Rogan is there the management team are probably relying on his “expertise” about how this dental company should be run. He was one of the idiot boys club members who took this company from being great to the depths of hell. Why he is still there is a wonder. I am surprised he has not joined pumpkin head at Young Dental.
 




as long as that little asshole remnant Rogan is there the management team are probably relying on his “expertise” about how this dental company should be run. He was one of the idiot boys club members who took this company from being great to the depths of hell. Why he is still there is a wonder. I am surprised he has not joined pumpkin head at Young Dental.

Well, we all know Pumpkin Head isn’t real smart, but he MAY be just intelligent enough to realize he shouldn’t hire that little runt (again!).
 




Shit. Don't look now, but we've created a new role and hired a VP of mergers and acquisitions. According to the announcement, he most recently handled a number of transactions ultimately ushering in the sale of Supervalu Foods to a wholesaler. Will report to the CEO and BOD. What does this say for us?
 




Ha Ha....It seems even the new management people like to create positions. Not too long ago that other idiot boys club member dufus (Guggenheim) who failed at being president of dental had a position created for him...."chief innovation officer" whatever that was. Obviously that didn't work out for the asshole either so they made him into a regional manager. That boys club up in Minnesota really knew how to take care of each other while taking commission from us and making millions off our backs.