Forest the Gump !

[Anonymous]

Are you with me on this one?

 

[Anonymous]

All the way to hell and back bro !

 

[Anonymous]

Mount the hump for the Forest the Gump.

 

[Anonymous]

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES .

 

[Anonymous]

Isn't it more like Forest the Stump!????

 

[Anonymous]

What's all the fuss about celery expectations?

 

[Anonymous]

hump the gump!

 

[Anonymous]

We , as customers, can't see the Forest for the trees. What gives with you loonie tunes!

 

[Anonymous]

Forest is going the way of the lumberjack. What are your escape plans putzes!

 

[Anonymous]

We plan to reshape our image via the employee survey that will include bogus responses that support our leadership and diss the lazy ass employees! If I were you, don't respond.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm passing the word around . We won't respond and if we do we'll load the survey with crap responses that will skew the results.

 

[Anonymous]

Do you think they really care ?

 

[Anonymous]

Forest has become the Tidy Bowl of the pharma world. You figure out why!

 

[Anonymous]

Yes I heard their moving HQ to Flushing New York . I beginning to see a pattern here and I don't like it!

 

[Anonymous]

You queers need to hump the gump to avoid the excise taxes!

 

[Anonymous]

Especially here in Northern California!

 

[Anonymous]

You really meant exercise taxes, right?

 

[Anonymous]

give me a "L" ... you know the rest, LAY -OFF BABY! June 1st! PRAYING! I could use the summer off to explore other opportunities. Like, for instance, I would really love to scrub all of the pebbles out of my shoes and I really have to get my soup can in order.

 

[Anonymous]

How about buying a shrimp boat and go trolling in the Forest talent pool. My guess is that your nets will cum up empty every time!

 

[Anonymous]

Well said my friend.