Forest Sales Rep Job Application

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If you are interested in applying for a Forest Pharmaceuticals sales position, I have created this quick form to help you decide whether to go through the application process:

1) Are you under 30 years of age?

2) Were you in a sorority, fraternity?

3) Were you a jock or cheerleader?

4) Do you have pharmaceutical sales experience?

5) Are you willing to accept a starting base salary of less than 60K per year?

If you answered Yes, Yes, Yes, NO, Yes ... Go ahead and apply!!!!!!

If you got any of these wrong, don't waste your time. Move on!!!!!!!!!!
 












Anonymous said:
If you are interested in applying for a Forest Pharmaceuticals sales position, I have created this quick form to help you decide whether to go through the application process:

1) Are you under 30 years of age?

2) Were you in a sorority, fraternity?

3) Were you a jock or cheerleader?

4) Do you have pharmaceutical sales experience?

5) Are you willing to accept a starting base salary of less than 60K per year?

If you answered Yes, Yes, Yes, NO, Yes ... Go ahead and apply!!!!!!

If you got any of these wrong, don't waste your time. Move on!!!!!!!!!!
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Funny but true. If you have any type of pharma experience you will not land a sales job at Forest.
 






Pray on the inexperienced and when they start to understand and or burnout from the abuse, move on to a fresh new batch.

Management has no problem justifying this in their minds as long as they continue to be paid generously for doing little.

Funny how people find ways to shape reality as long as they benefit financially.....It's ok as long as I keep getting paid.

Such situational ethics.
 






I've thought about this.

Here's the truth: Certain industries aren't suited to making a career out of.

Hooters waitress
Airline stewardesses
Pharmaceutical sales

That's just how it is. Ever flown recently on a legacy US airline? All the stewardesses are bitter old harpies. Try pushing the "call button" once and see if I'm not right. The Hooters waitress example should be obvious.

It takes a lot of looks, charm, energy, and "go" to get up every day as a rep. I get it. You probably do too.

Don't be a bitter, burned out, old rep. Shucking and jiving his way in a cheap suit, huckstering his way past the front counter to go shuffle boxes in a sample closet.

It's not an old person's game. Do it for a few years then get out before your bitterness all-consumes you.
 






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