FIPNET



















Yes, that CEO had no people, integrity and excellence values. That CEO did not tell employees upon being hired that they would have a life-long career with the company.
 






360°C Feedback!

Now THAT'S what I call 360°C Feedback! Must've been from their VISION JAM...imagine that around LCC--the wafting mushroom cloud of burning fatback and hairgel..ahhhh...MAKE IT SO!--$a†an †áurHell
 






Re: 360°C Feedback!

Now THAT'S what I call 360°C Feedback! Must've been from their VISION JAM...imagine that around LCC--the wafting mushroom cloud of burning fatback and hairgel..ahhhh...MAKE IT SO!--$a†an †áurHell

You know what they say, above a certain temperature the body fat makes for a self-sustaining combustion some call "spontaneous combustion" --- especially in porker executives, some say. A one mile walk to work only goes so far in reducing pork fat around the waistline. Oink oink oink.... squeal! Let's make him squeal!!!!
 












Is it still cool to say FIPNET? I thought that may have been thrown out with Steve Paul (failed executive 101). Are we still saying 'transform'?

No - Michael Bay called and said if we used that term any longer, we would either have to start paying royalties or replace that molten gobwad in the lobby with a 28' Optimus Prime statue.
 






No - Michael Bay called and said if we used that term any longer, we would either have to start paying royalties or replace that molten gobwad in the lobby with a 28' Optimus Prime statue.

Hey, don't knock our GOBWAD. We had to reallocation 16 people to pay for that artistic expression of "Answers that Matter".
 






As you walk down the corridor, past employee health, headed toward the lilly center, "The Wall of Progress" (adjacent to the 'Periodic Table of Diverse-looking People of MultiColors') has a bunch of chemical structures. One is a ribose with the word 'failure' attached where a hydroxyl or nucleoside should be. I kid you not. Somebody had an ingenious sense of humor. I'm sure jcl must have hand-scrawled it himself with his pudgy sausagefingers.