Favorite joke amongst NVD Alumni

[Anonymous]

"How do you make a girl squeal after s3x?"

"Wipe your swanze on her drapes"

 

[Anonymous]

"How do you make a girl squeal after s3x?"

"Wipe your swanze on her drapes"

good description of what these guys are doing.

 

[Anonymous]

good description of what these guys are doing.

"Do you know the best way to get a current employee of NVD out of a tree?"

"Throw them a rope with the noose already tied in it".

 

[Anonymous]

Resp/Derm is the place to be then the next day Famvir is generic and 3 months later Resp/Derk no longer exists

 

[Anonymous]

"Do you know the best way to get a current employee of NVD out of a tree?"

"Throw them a rope with the noose already tied in it".

This isn't funny.

 

[Anonymous]

What did Randi from the MSBU say to Dagmar from the MSBU? Our leaders are doing a good job.

What did Randi tell the MSBU managers? Market share doesn't matter because we are a billion dollar product

What did Randi tell the sales team? Call it DMF because it will confuse the Drs and they won't use the product