Executive Stools!

[Anonymous]

And I'm ain't talkin bout da ones you sit on bubba, I'm talkin about the crap they get puttin out there trying to dumb us down!!!

 

[Anonymous]

They want you the think less and sell more. Although if you look like an idiot the doctor will probably go to the competition where the reps are allowed to give out real information the doctors need and sell the product too.

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah man ! Somebody finally gets it ! When we talk about the B & L Fleet , we talkin about the enema situation not the car situation! You hear me folks!

 

[Anonymous]

For years I've been sayin..."what's the B & L without the T"? You jackasses need to regroup, recharge, repent, and retool. Go with toasted sourdough and slap on some Dukes mayonaisssssssse! hock a luggie then do motorcycle farts all the way to our CEO's office of ill repute!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Well said, well presented, now resented!

 

[Anonymous]

Bend over and get ready for the Hassen express! He'll clean you and the company out in no time flat, just like he did to Pharmacia and Schering. You think you've got the runs now! Just wait till it starts running out of your paycheck and your job! It will run out faster than crap through a holiday goose. No sh*t!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Maybe this time will be different. Nothing has happened yet. If they were going to do something wouldn't they have done it by now.

 

[Anonymous]

Are the B & L executive stools comfortable to sit upon?

 

[Anonymous]

Only if you have stool softeners!

 

[Anonymous]

I heard HR has a wall dispenser full of them!

 

[Anonymous]

The management gift that keeps on giving. Shall we dispense one or two ply HR?

 

[Anonymous]

Are the stools three or four legged?

 

[Anonymous]

Plastic or wood?

 

[Anonymous]

plastic to avoid the splinters!

 

[Anonymous]

Forget the stools, these idiots need a 100 foot ladder to reach a higher IQ!

 

[Anonymous]

Watch out folks Comedy Central writers are back here to spin doctor
every major issue plaguing Borschrt and Lame!

 

[Anonymous]

Watch out folks Comedy Central writers are back here to spin doctor
every major issue plaguing Borschrt and Lame!

What are the major issues?

 

[Anonymous]

What are the major issues?

There are not any major issues. This just like the Federal budget deficit. If sales do not match the entitlements (too many VPs, Directors) just trim the fat. Honestly there are ten people (VPs) making decisions for every product category.

Just streamline the organization. Make sure you keep the best decision maker and get rid of the rest. It will save you millions of dollars. However if you make a mistake and keep the most self serving crook of the lot the company is going down fast.

Smart CEOs know how to pick the winners out of the bunch, streamline, and with an efficient ship become a successful organization.