ENOUGH with the "success stories" already!

Anonymous

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Dear DMs, Regionals, and Peeeeete-
Please let me speak for 95% of us reps out here. We get it that RxGuardian CD is important to you. It is only MILDLY so for us reps. You would only get 10% of the success stories you have if it were UP TO US. But, it's not up to us, is it? When did all this pharma BS start at Ameritox? "Success stories"??? Who are you kidding!!! We never f*#ked with these before, so why now?
Do you guys think we don't talk amongst ourselves?! Sure, one request from you would have been cool, but the REPEATED demands for more, more, more are too much. So, you get BS back from us. We laugh at the made-up "success stories" you get from us. We laugh amongst ourselves at our creativity. You know, come to think of it, you've even created a sort-of gallows humor comraderie amongst us.
Rah, rah, sis-boom-bah. Greaaaat launch by the way. Will you be able to "rush" those new sales aids to me in another month or so please? THEN I can properly respond to your pleas for "success stories". Until then, you get the stage show you deserve.