Earthquake Hits Northeast!

[Anonymous]

Bad news / good news.
The bad news is the 5.9 quake caused quite a bit of structural damage to the Philadelphia, PA Regional office.
The good news, despite it being a work day, zero RSDs were within a 25 mile radius of the office.

 

[Anonymous]

Nah!!!

The bad news is that no pharma reps/managers/product manager were crushed to death by falling debris!!!!

Well, there are always the aftershocks!

Satan

 

[Anonymous]

The force of that earthquake was nothing compared to the power & stench of Cosmo's breath. Both are comparable in there ability to clear a room.

 

[Anonymous]

The tremors felt by most, from the quake, were eerily similar to the icy chills one receives when Terri Smith walks into the room. Shiver, shiver.