E. Crispell

[Anonymous]

Is Crispy still with Quintiles??? Wondered what happened to him. He seemed like a good guy.

 

[Anonymous]

"Chrispy" met his fate while working under his snow blower last week. Unfortunately he lost his penile appendage while cranking up the old machine. Looks like he will have surgery and will be sporting a 17 incher when all is said and done. Not a bad outcome.

 

[Anonymous]

That is unfortunate....lol. At least he'll be packin' some serious heat in his pants for the ladies. Uh ahem, seriously though: is he still a DSM with Quintiles? I heard he landed an RSM position in Medical Sales?

 

[Anonymous]

I think I actually overheard his last convo with Jim Keith....

Crispy: "Hey Jim, I found a spreadsheet for you. it says to take this job and stickit, stickit, stickit, STICKITUPYOURASS!!!!!"

Keith: "Well, thannnnnnkkkkkks for nothing. Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you!"

I think then they went out for pizza but I could be wrong...




BBBBBAAAAAALLLLLLKKKKKKK!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I was very impressed with him at a POA meeting. He was a very dynamic speaker and added a lot to workshops. He also had an uncanny knack of knowing the perfect time to open and close the door. It was almost magical.

 

[Anonymous]

I was very impressed with him at a POA meeting. He was a very dynamic speaker and added a lot to workshops. He also had an uncanny knack of knowing the perfect time to open and close the door. It was almost magical.

"You're a doorman, okay. Doorman. Doorman. Doorman! Doorman!! Doorman!!"

 

[Anonymous]

"E" is the Man!!

 

[Anonymous]

Balk!

 

[Anonymous]

I think I actually overheard his last convo with Jim Keith....

Crispy: "Hey Jim, I found a spreadsheet for you. it says to take this job and stickit, stickit, stickit, STICKITUPYOURASS!!!!!"

Keith: "Well, thannnnnnkkkkkks for nothing. Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you!"

I think then they went out for pizza but I could be wrong...




BBBBBAAAAAALLLLLLKKKKKKK!!!!

LOL!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm pretty sure I saw him in Jerry Jones' box today. He was in there with George W. and Condi Rice.

 

[Anonymous]

I heard Crispy is an RSD on a new contract? Can anyone verify?

 

[Anonymous]

No new contracts so he couldn't be.

 

[Anonymous]

No new contracts so he couldn't be.

You sir don't know the legend that is E. Crispell! He CAN indeed be RSD even though there is no contract.

 

[Anonymous]

I didn't know much about Crispy during my Quintiles stint....I do know, that as a woman, he really made me swoon! Talk about dreamy......

 

[Anonymous]

Know what you mean! Crispy made me Kreme, not just once but twice. He is quite the ladies man and knows how to use his tongue.

Connie Lingus

 

[Anonymous]

E.C. is a sales genius. What is that Whiz Kid up to these days?

 

[Anonymous]

E.C. is a sales genius. What is that Whiz Kid up to these days?

i heard he was National Sales Director on a new Quintiles contract.