Don't you just love these job postings

[Anonymous]

where it says, "Research Scientist"

I am no scientist, but when I see that, I think, "cool someone will be given some rope to either hang themselves, or come up with something new."

However, I click on the link and there are 50 freaking bullet points about what this poor individual will have to check-box hourly, daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, and so on...

Doesn't sound like much of a "scientist" to me.

Why not just say, "Research Drone with compensation enough to live in Carmel and reproduce"?

 

[Anonymous]

Lilly desperately needs them cause the pipeline is so productive

 

[Anonymous]

Lilly desperately needs them cause the pipeline is so productive

the sewage pipeline from the upper floors of Bldg 74?

 

[Anonymous]

The only job Lilly employees do is pick and pay vendors. That is it! JCL has gutted this company.

 

[Anonymous]

The pipeline from the gutter to Bangalore and shagHai has developed severe blockages--if only we had more STEM scientists, who will work for $4.56/hr.