I HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE. I'VE ASKED EVERYONE I'VE SEEN, BUT...
NOBODY HAS ONE IOTA OF OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE CONNECTING THE CONSERVATIVES, REPUBLICANS, TEA PARTY SPLINTER GROUP MEMBERS OR ANYBODY ELSE WITH THE LOUGHNER ATTROCITY DESPITE THEIR VOCIFEROUS PROTESTATIONS TO THE CONTRARY. DENIAL OF THESE FACTS IS INDICATIVE OF THE MORAL BANKRUPTCY OF THE POLITICAL LEFT IN THE UNITED STATES.
I THINK THIS MUST BE SCORED AS AT LEAST A 100 POINT BEAT DOWN. NOW LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT LIKE THE SWINE YOU ARE.
PLEASE LINE UP AND TAKE A NUMBER TICKET:
TAKE A RED TICKET IF YOU INTEND TO WHINE AND CRY.
TAKE A DARK RED TICKET IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO PRETEND YOU DIDN'T JUST GET YOUR ASSES KICKED.
TAKE A BLUE TICKET IF YOU ARE HONEST AND WISH TO CONFESS THAT YOU ARE A SLIMEBAG WHO TELLS INTENTIONALLY INFLAMATORY LIES IN ORDER TO INFLUENCE AND MANIPULATE UNEDUCATED YOUNG VOTERS.
OOPS...WE SEEM TO HAVE RUN OUT OF BLUE TIKETS. THEY ALL SEEM TO TAKE THOSE. SORRY.
DICKHEADS TO THE LEFT..MORONS TO THE FAR LEFT. NO HORSEPLAY IN LINE, PLEASE.