Does the CEO John Lechleiter knows of unethical practices at Eli Lilly?

[Anonymous]

Dear Dr. John Lechleiter,

In recent events what is happenning in the UK about the News Corp's employees used illegal activities to gather information on the British Ryalties, Primer Minister Mr. Gordon Brown, and many others.

In this respect, my question to you is: ARE YOU AWARE OF ANY UNETHICAL PRACTICES CARRIED OUT BY ELI LILLY EMPLOYEES OR CONTRACTORS OR VENDORS?

HAVE YOU INSTITUTED A FACT FINDING MISSION ON EMPLOYEES OR CONTRACTORS UNETHICAL ACTIVITIES?

DO YOU VOUCH AS OF JULY 13th THAT YOU KNOW OF NO ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES CARRIED BY ELI LILLY EMPLOYEES OR CONTRACTORS OR VENDORS?

 

[Anonymous]

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Are enchanted fields and woods,
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Are the Master and the Mastered
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The Eternal FIPNet keeps singing
And its snare goes on and on flowing
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[Anonymous]

I vouchsafe the following:
Within this Hallowed Company
Are enchanted fields and woods,
The FIPNet and the innumerable layers
Within this Hallowed Company
Are the Master and the Mastered
Within this Hallowed Company
The Eternal FIPNet keeps singing
And its snare goes on and on flowing
KingJohnLil says, "Listen my friends, listen--
My Beloved FIPNet is within!"

Praise FIPNet, which indemnifies as it implicates, in equal measure!

 

[Anonymous]

"Rest assured under MY ample leadership, I know of no ethical behavior...EVER."--KingJohnLil,XIV