'Twas the week before Christmas break when all through Novartis House,
We're all going nuts....So much to do no if's ands or buts.
The recalled brochures were chucked in the dumpster with care
In hopes that St. Bruno soon would be there.
Leadership was awake in their ivory tower,
micromanaging reps late into the hour.
Make one more call before you go home,
enter it into Vantage and synch after the miles you roam.
With the hefty goals, ilearns, ads and CE layoffs,
we're all reeling from shock.
A-meet and EBD's dreaming of ways to make this boat rock,
There's something worth saying, Something's not quite right,
Remember your salesforce keeps the lights on at night.
Can't wait to shut the iPad, clear our heads of such chaos.
To my fellow field members, Merry Christmas to all
and to all a better bonus!
We're all going nuts....So much to do no if's ands or buts.
The recalled brochures were chucked in the dumpster with care
In hopes that St. Bruno soon would be there.
Leadership was awake in their ivory tower,
micromanaging reps late into the hour.
Make one more call before you go home,
enter it into Vantage and synch after the miles you roam.
With the hefty goals, ilearns, ads and CE layoffs,
we're all reeling from shock.
A-meet and EBD's dreaming of ways to make this boat rock,
There's something worth saying, Something's not quite right,
Remember your salesforce keeps the lights on at night.
Can't wait to shut the iPad, clear our heads of such chaos.
To my fellow field members, Merry Christmas to all
and to all a better bonus!