Dear Ian: I just gave myself a 40% pay increase!

[Anonymous]

I no longer work on Monday and Friday! FU Ian and Double FU PFE.

P.S. Note the time of my post.

 

[Anonymous]

Have another beer, on me.

Ian

 

[Anonymous]

To OP, You go you big bad, dog! And you know what? If you've got your nose up your boss's rear, come the next round of cuts, you'll be kept on!

 

[Anonymous]

That's a lot 'O Shepards Pie, by Scot!

 

[Anonymous]

feed your lawn.....FEED IT!

Ian

 

[Anonymous]

Thank you for cutting my pension. Now I only work 2 days a week. My pay increase is now 60%. FU Ian.

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks for cutting the Pension and giving yourself a 40% raise.

"Take it Back, Ian" True leaders take some of the Burden.

 

[Anonymous]

Pfizer compensates our executives using the following elements: (from the recent April, 2012 shareholder proxy statement)

Annual Long-Term Restricted Stock Units
Incentive representing 25% of total annual grant
Compensation value

100% Equity 5- and 7-Year Total Shareholder
Return Units
each representing 25% of total annual
grant value

Performance Share Awards
representing 25% of total annual grant
value

Salary

Annual Short-Term Incentive

Pension

Supplemental Pension

Savings Plan

Supplemental Savings Plan

 

[Anonymous]

yes, ironic isn't it...Ian gets a 40% raise and soon thereafter the severance package is cut and the pension plan is eliminated...guess the board told Ian he could have the raise if he figured out a way to cover it at no cost to the company...

 

[Anonymous]

Ian, thought i would say hi while I surf the net. Today is one of the three days during the week that I no longer work. note the time of my post.

Thanks for the 60% raise. FU Ian

 

[Anonymous]

Ian, thought i would say hi while I surf the net. Today is one of the three days during the week that I no longer work. note the time of my post.

Thanks for the 60% raise. FU Ian

You people crack me up! You drop off samples and schedule lunches for a living, and you have the balls to criticize someone that worked their way up the chain?

 

[Anonymous]

You people crack me up! You drop off samples and schedule lunches for a living, and you have the balls to criticize someone that worked their way up the chain?

What chain? A slave escaped??

 

[Anonymous]

thanks for the 60% pay raise. i only work 2 days a week. FU Ian. what's the time of this post?

 

[Anonymous]

Such bitterness and jealousy! Just remember if YOU were the CEO you'd be screwing the rest of us over as hard and as often as you could. It's the American Way.

 

[Anonymous]

Listen chap- I told you the N stands for No jerks!! You Americans are ingrates!