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Anonymous said:
We are digging in the medians along I-70 trying to find some new compounds for our inept LRL team.
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Maybe those compounds can be developed into a humanicidal antibiotic that can be given to those employees who have not yet been laid off. Call it Indianapacide. And, it can come in a simple aerosol spray that even Mr. Lechleiter can figure out how to use around the office.
 






Anonymous said:
Maybe those compounds can be developed into a humanicidal antibiotic that can be given to those employees who have not yet been laid off. Call it Indianapacide. And, it can come in a simple aerosol spray that even Mr. Lechleiter can figure out how to use around the office.
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Or dispensed in the 5-footlong specials in So.Commons Cafeteria...
 












There's been very little mention,(if at all), in the local indy media. I wonder why? Last year's shut-down-I-70 debacle? Continued, unrelenting mass layoffs and the resulting climate of Fear, Uncertainty of Doubt which has left LCC even more like a George Romero-directed ZombieThon? Maybe BP will enlighten all this friday on the tube.
 






Anonymous said:
There's been very little mention,(if at all), in the local indy media. I wonder why? Last year's shut-down-I-70 debacle? Continued, unrelenting mass layoffs and the resulting climate of Fear, Uncertainty of Doubt which has left LCC even more like a George Romero-directed ZombieThon? Maybe BP will enlighten all this friday on the tube.
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The PR for Day of Service will fade quickly once Oct. 23rd arrives. Layoffs, not reallocations are imminent. John's many assumptions have proven wrong, and FIPNET has destroyed the organizations flexibility. Virtual organizations are not flexible. You can only be so quickly when the workers don't give a shi#.
 






Anonymous said:
The PR for Day of Service will fade quickly once Oct. 23rd arrives. Layoffs, not reallocations are imminent. John's many assumptions have proven wrong, and FIPNET has destroyed the organizations flexibility. Virtual organizations are not flexible. You can only be so quickly when the workers don't give a shi#.
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How true! And for those who have the misfortune to be living in IN, thanks to recent changes in the Unemployment Insurance eligibility rules, well, good luck collecting after that layoff...
 


















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Anonymous said:
How are people and their components and work-units planning on spending the Day of Service this Thursday?[/QUOTE

How much will it would cost to rent a couple of you guys for a few days to do some of my yard work? Now get back to work and make me some money.

- Lilly Shareholder
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Please pay no attention to "Lilly Shareholder"! Anyone stupid enough to still be holding Lilly shares is too stupid to comment anything believeable on this site.
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I wanna be a CEO so frickin bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine
Smiling next to Warren and to Steve

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
I’ll get that bonus stock in my portfolio
The world will finally know, that I’m a CEO

Yeah I would have a show like Bart does
I would be the host of
Everyday Christmas give me up a wish list
I’d probably pull a Bill Gates
Buy up all the Papermates
Give away some new trees, bushes and some Icees
And last but not least offer up a foot-long feast
It's been a couple months since I’ve been in Indy so
You can call me Mr. Telepathic CEO
Get it, I’d probably visit where last tsunami hit
And damn sure do a lot more than Pfizer did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music
 






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