Cuts to field sales WAY over due

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We can promote our products digitally and telepathically and do not need field personnel at all. You are obsolete. We will be here long after you are all put down like sheep.
 




















Now we are getting to the heart of it. Field sales is an anachronism. Like steroids in baseball, they were once tolerated and in fact brought some intermittent fame to some of the players, but alas, the powers that be have seen the folly of what once was celebrated and has moved on. Have you? You will soon. Bye now creepy little sales folks.
 




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Now we are getting to the heart of it. Field sales is an anachronism. Like steroids in baseball, they were once tolerated and in fact brought some intermittent fame to some of the players, but alas, the powers that be have seen the folly of what once was celebrated and has moved on. Have you? You will soon. Bye now creepy little sales folks.
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Ah sweet karma will get you my pretty little HQ insider
 




Karma has come to the useless twits
Those pretty little blondes in suits with tits
Their days of wine and roses are past
You soon be selling your fat ass for cash

-AZ Poet Society
 








The dumpy, frumpy and homely jealous HR employees finally get a chance to dump on the prima donna's of the field. Yeah many are losing our high paying salaries and company cars and yes have to go out and get a real job. Being an envied and at the same time adored beautiful rep was nice while it lasted. At least I have beautiful clothes, a knock out body and flowing hair to die for. I will be able to get a job way before you.

If you have not heard, benefit managers and HR duties are being contracted out across all industries including pharma.

My beautiful dimpled smile and people skills will land me another job way before you. Plus, I will have a head start because your layoff will be a few months behind mine.

You better get your ass in the gym (get rid of that extra 50 pounds) now and to the dentist to get your teeth whitened and veneered. Don't worry about trying Botox. It won't help your dumpy old looking face.

Jealousy, will get you no where. I love that you envy our beauty.
 








Anonymous said:
If you lazy, dimwitted field punks would actually work a full day and could SELL we would not be going through all these layoffs. Fucking useless assholes.
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casual outside observer - AZ field sales: these barbs, I believe, are coming from HQ folks that were layed off before - so take it all with a grain of salt. As someone mentioned above, envy can be a b*tch - but that person also sounds like a typical pharma b*tch too
 




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