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anonymous said:
Nope, but I’m guessing many will be losing their jobs this week. Leadership should be ashamed of themselves.
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I wonder how miserable, wretched ass-brains like Duane, Vicki, Jeff, Sandeep and company will sleep tonight. Hundreds, if not thousands, of people will lose their livelihoods because of their gross negligence and rank incompetence.
The fact that Leqvio is an abysmal failure doesn't mean that everyone who will be fired this week didn't deserve better. Many of those who will be out on the street next Monday are decent, talented people who did their best to navigate senior management's endless idiocy and failures.
We all know what we are signing on for, but it doesn't really make it any easier.
To all the rank and file that will lose their jobs this week - try to take comfort in the fact that the clown-college at the top will have to carry this shame with them for the rest of their careers.
I hope to Christ I never hear those awful fuckers names ever again.
 
















Pseudo Insider.

The XIX Hunger Games shall commence tomorrow, March 7, 2023, 11:30AM EDT.

Rodgers and Hammerstein's, "So Long Farwell," from the Sound of Music, shall open the XIX Hunger Games.

After the Opening Ceremony Anthem, the leader(s)/Talking Bobble Heads shall utter non-sensical Leadership Speak, where NOTHING is said or answered. Those who attended the fun filled Dallas National Sales Meeting, experienced that first hand

This is what to expect:
1) The OverPaid Alphabet Soup People: ADSAR, ADSOC, ABC, XYZ, he/him, she/her, they/them, ... Have been pushed out to fend for themselves.

2) FieldForce will face SIGNIFICANT changes. Sorry, we don't know WHEN, or what the changes will look like.
Translated into English:
*PCP force GONE.
*CV majority gone.
*CV territories will be "right sized" = YUGE!

3) We hope you lemmings leave voluntarily, so we don't have to pay you severance! To encourage voluntary departures, A LOT of busy work is planned for you.
*ENHANCED field coaching exercises! Your ABLs will actually have to do some work for a change. We want them to voluntarily leave as well, so we need to make their lives miserable. What is good for the goose, is good for the gander!
*Additional video recorded AI Role Play of fictious products with fictions customers. We know some of you do this already, daily. The video recordings will help us, to identify you.
*Glint Surveys on steroids! Quartely was too infrequent, and insufficient data points to help us see miserable everyone is. Psst, we don't care how you feel. BI-WEEKLY Glint Survey's to align with the Bi-Weekly pay-period shall commence.

Let the XIX Hunger Games begin!
Long Live District 13!
 




















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