Uh, excuse me, free? Hmm, let's see take me away from my family and home- what were you going to do- starve me? Or put me up under a bridge like a homeless person.
Some forget we are the face of the company, we generate revenue, while you sit in a comfy desk contemplating your next promotion, ala more money, do you really know who you serve, other than your own careers? If you want to bragg about your shitty gifts don't give them. You home office idiots are exactly that