Covidien is coming out with a Robot

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Let's see it actually hit the market before we get excited.

How long has it taken for them to develop a powered stapler? Oh wait, it's still having issues?

They can't get a powered stapler to work properly but their gonna get a robot on the market? Best of luck.
 


















Grass is always green on the other side. Are you saying that Covidien is not unethical? It is probably the worst of all.

Just look at how many reported and un-reported quality issues the company have on their products.
 






I have mowed the greener grass. I have worked for Medtronic, JNJ, and a small start up device company. I can say without hesitation I would choose any of my former employers then working here. Every company has product issues. ISI's problem is way beyond these types of issues......just read the rest of the board and links. I will be happy to burn this bridge and never look back.......just like 99% of the people that leave this place on a weekly basis.
 












COV is coming out with a robotic rep. they are going to sell them to ISI. It will be called the Douchebag 5000. ISI will program them to "hit their numbers" and the robots will meet once a quarter to discuss their new drones and slap each other on their robot asses. They will have huge multi-TB drives to store their ego's. No capacity remaining for clinical knowledge, empathy or the ability to have an original thought.
 












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COV is coming out with a robotic rep. they are going to sell them to ISI. It will be called the Douchebag 5000. ISI will program them to "hit their numbers" and the robots will meet once a quarter to discuss their new drones and slap each other on their robot asses. They will have huge multi-TB drives to store their ego's. No capacity remaining for clinical knowledge, empathy or the ability to have an original thought.
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Well done.
 






Anonymous said:
COV is coming out with a robotic rep. they are going to sell them to ISI. It will be called the Douchebag 5000. ISI will program them to "hit their numbers" and the robots will meet once a quarter to discuss their new drones and slap each other on their robot asses. They will have huge multi-TB drives to store their ego's. No capacity remaining for clinical knowledge, empathy or the ability to have an original thought.
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Very well done. I can only imagine what the Director and VP level will be programmed to do......hell I think G.V. must be the prototype.
 












Anonymous said:
COV is coming out with a robotic rep. they are going to sell them to ISI. It will be called the Douchebag 5000. ISI will program them to "hit their numbers" and the robots will meet once a quarter to discuss their new drones and slap each other on their robot asses. They will have huge multi-TB drives to store their ego's. No capacity remaining for clinical knowledge, empathy or the ability to have an original thought.
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awesome.
 
























This is true. I've seen the Covidien robot, it's called daVinci. Or maybe that's the Ethicon robot. Or was it Medtronic? Either way, once ISRG shares tank enough, it will be a nice little acquisition for one of the big boys.
 






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