CONFESSION

[Bubble Burster]

This Posting Is Nuts

Last night, while preparing to go out for dinner, I absent-mindedly scratched my left testicle.

Later that night I stayed awake in fear that the CP Mods might accuse me of playing favorites. I confess that I did not devote equal time to scratching my right testicle.

I therefore swear, on a pile of jock straps (clean ones) that I will never again intentionaly or with malice aforethought discriminate against either of my testicles. I furthermore apologize to the moderators for having wasted their valuabe time intervening in a case of testicular discrimination.

 

[Breakingnews]

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[I Love America]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

Last night, while preparing to go out for dinner, I absent-mindedly scratched my left testicle.

Later that night I stayed awake in fear that the CP Mods might accuse me of playing favorites. I confess that I did not devote equal time to scratching my right testicle.

I therefore swear, on a pile of jock straps (clean ones) that I will never again intentionaly or with malice aforethought discriminate against either of my testicles. I furthermore apologize to the moderators for having wasted their valuabe time intervening in a case of testicular discrimination.

That was hilarious. My sympathies to you for the trauma experienced by your left testicle.

 

[Bubble Burster]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

That was hilarious. My sympathies to you for the trauma experienced by your left testicle.

Naturally, BN went out of his way to take a swing at me. He is still store about having had his ass handed to him on the poli board. He makes it a point to slam my posts.

On the other hand, maybe he just didn't understand the post, being without the requisite equipment.

 

[~T~]

Sometimes you feel like a nut..sometimes you don't?

 

[Breakingnews]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

Naturally, BN went out of his way to take a swing at me. He is still store about having had his ass handed to him on the poli board. He makes it a point to slam my posts.

On the other hand, maybe he just didn't understand the post, being without the requisite equipment.

still store?

. . . You are a legend in your uneven mind and your poli board fantasies grow more bizarre with each word you type.

Stay in your own lane.

 

[Pale Horse]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

Last night, while preparing to go out for dinner, I absent-mindedly scratched my left testicle.

Later that night I stayed awake in fear that the CP Mods might accuse me of playing favorites. I confess that I did not devote equal time to scratching my right testicle.

I therefore swear, on a pile of jock straps (clean ones) that I will never again intentionaly or with malice aforethought discriminate against either of my testicles. I furthermore apologize to the moderators for having wasted their valuabe time intervening in a case of testicular discrimination.

Makes more sense than your irrevocable trust.

 

[Wonka]

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[Bubble Burster]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

Makes more sense than your irrevocable trust.

Still ashamed to admit that you're nothing but an insurance peddler, or are you still pretending to be a "financial planner"?

 

[Pale Horse]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

Still ashamed to admit that you're nothing but an insurance peddler, or are you still pretending to be a "financial planner"?

For your sake let's pretend that I am. Do you realize that you got ripped to shreds by a low life insurance peddler?

 

[Bubble Burster]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

For your sake let's pretend that I am. Do you realize that you got ripped to shreds by a low life insurance peddler?

Oh...uh..OK.

 

[Fucktard]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

Last night, while preparing to go out for dinner, I absent-mindedly scratched my left testicle.

Later that night I stayed awake in fear that the CP Mods might accuse me of playing favorites. I confess that I did not devote equal time to scratching my right testicle.

I therefore swear, on a pile of jock straps (clean ones) that I will never again intentionaly or with malice aforethought discriminate against either of my testicles. I furthermore apologize to the moderators for having wasted their valuabe time intervening in a case of testicular discrimination.

And then I bet you stuck your hand in your mouth. Oh, my bad, that was your foot.

 

[Vagitarian]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

Last night, while preparing to go out for dinner, I absent-mindedly scratched my left testicle.

Later that night I stayed awake in fear that the CP Mods might accuse me of playing favorites. I confess that I did not devote equal time to scratching my right testicle.

I therefore swear, on a pile of jock straps (clean ones) that I will never again intentionaly or with malice aforethought discriminate against either of my testicles. I furthermore apologize to the moderators for having wasted their valuabe time intervening in a case of testicular discrimination.

Don't touch your junk.

 

[Vagitarian]

Re: This Posting Is Nuts

Still ashamed to admit that you're nothing but an insurance peddler, or are you still pretending to be a "financial planner"?

WTF is wrong with selling insurance? One of my best friends has an agency, he's been successful and has a very loyal clientele who are happy with his services. He's a year older thnan I, won't be retiring when I do because he can do his renewals with his eyes closed probably as long as he's mentally alert. Anyone who sells anything from financial planning to insurance to medical products can be referred to as a peddler. We're all peddlers so to speak. Sounds like your still pissed cause he shot you down a few months ago. Bad form.